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PLEASE WAIT WHILE LOADING... (320 KB)

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animation by:
Max van der Kamp

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

Frame 1
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 15 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	download = 0;
	percent = 0;
	total = "?";
}
Frame 2
	gotoAndStop (3);
Instance of Symbol 18 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	download = 0;
	percent = 0;
	total = "?";
}
Frame 3
	play();
Frame 365
	stop();
Symbol 13 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 13 MovieClip Frame 100
	tellTarget ("../../../") {
		play();
	};
	stop();
Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 1
	tellTarget ("bar") {
		gotoAndStop(../:frame);
	};
	play();
Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 2
	prevFrame();
Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1
	total = int(_root.getBytesTotal() / 1000);
	download = int(_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1000);
	if (total == download) {
		tellTarget ("../") {
			play();
		};
	} else {
		play();
	}
Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 14 MovieClip "preloader_v5" in Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	download = 0;
	percent = 0;
	total = "?";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	total = int(_root.getBytesTotal() / 1000);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	download = int(_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1000);
	bytesleft = (_root.getBytesTotal() - _root.getBytesLoaded()) + " bytes";
	percent = int((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100) + " %";
	frame = int((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100);
}
Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 1
	total = int(_root.getBytesTotal() / 1000);
	download = int(_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1000);
	if (total == download) {
		tellTarget ("../") {
			play();
		};
	} else {
		play();
	}
Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 14 MovieClip "preloader_v5" in Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	download = 0;
	percent = 0;
	total = "?";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	total = int(_root.getBytesTotal() / 1000);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	download = int(_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1000);
	bytesleft = (_root.getBytesTotal() - _root.getBytesLoaded()) + " bytes";
	percent = int((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100) + " %";
	frame = int((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100);
}

Library Items

Symbol 1 Graphic	Used by:2
Symbol 2 MovieClip	Uses:1	Used by:15 18
Symbol 3 Font	Used by:4
Symbol 4 EditableText	Uses:3	Used by:14
Symbol 5 Font	Used by:6 7 8 9
Symbol 6 EditableText	Uses:5	Used by:14
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Symbol 9 EditableText	Uses:5	Used by:14
Symbol 10 Graphic	Used by:14
Symbol 11 ShapeTweening	Used by:13
Symbol 12 Graphic	Used by:13
Symbol 13 MovieClip	Uses:11 12	Used by:14
Symbol 14 MovieClip	Uses:4 6 7 8 9 10 13	Used by:15 18
Symbol 15 MovieClip	Uses:2 14	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 16 Font	Used by:17 40
Symbol 17 Text	Uses:16	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 18 MovieClip	Uses:2 14	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 19 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 20 Graphic	Used by:24
Symbol 21 Graphic	Used by:24
Symbol 22 Graphic	Used by:24
Symbol 23 Sound	Used by:24
Symbol 24 MovieClip	Uses:20 21 22 23	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 25 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 26 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 27 Font	Used by:28 33
Symbol 28 Text	Uses:27	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 29 Font	Used by:30 34 36
Symbol 30 Text	Uses:29	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 31 Sound	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 32 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 33 Text	Uses:27	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 34 Text	Uses:29	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 35 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 36 Text	Uses:29	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 37 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 38 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 39 Graphic	Used by:Timeline
Symbol 40 Text	Uses:16	Used by:Timeline

Instance Names

"bar"	Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 1	Symbol 13 MovieClip
"preloader_v5"	Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 2	Symbol 14 MovieClip
"preloader_v5"	Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 2	Symbol 14 MovieClip

Dynamic Text Variables

percent	Symbol 4 EditableText	""
download	Symbol 6 EditableText	""
total	Symbol 7 EditableText	""