swfchan: Stick Slayer- Episode One.swf (info)

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Due to some violent content,
PARENTAL DISCRETION
is advised.

Ben Spurgin presents

Just another shitty
portal submission

episode 1:
the final battle

Quick, take a bong hit.

Stick Slayer Program initialized...

I can't believe you actually
zoomed in in order to read this text
which obviously has nothing to
do with the movie itself.
Oh my god! You're still reading
it! Get off your ass and quit watching
this movie and make your own.
stupid people.

Your mother is a stupid bitch who will
never ever get any lovin as long as
she lives unless it's from you. Oh yea
And these are combat boots that look
really cool with little lines pointing
at them

LAUNCH
VIRUS?

Stick HQ

Conference Room

We're getting slaughtered out there!
There's some kind of bizarre FULLY-DRAWN
super hero taking us out left and right!
We've got to ORGANIZE! Send this horrible
menace a message telling him to meet
us at the KILLING FIELD!

TO BE CONTINUED....

Thanks to Jason (computer guy voice), Alex (Braveheart facepaint idea,
Joel (for letting me monopolize the machine), Matthew (same), Cooper,
and all the wonderful people who voted. visit SPURGE.50MEGS.COM for
more of the same. This movie is in no way intended to show actual skill.

Again?

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