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So the other day I was talking to a dear friend of mine who often
likes to wax suicidal, and this day was no different, she was mainly
focused on carbon-monoxide death, that is, the whole running car in
the closed garage thing, the slow but painless sinking as your oxygen
is taken away. She suggested that it would be interesting to have a
friend attend the suicide, that is, to wear a diving suit with its own
oxygen supply, so they could watch as you croak away, while staying
alive themselves.
"That's interesting," I said. "But you know what would be
REALLY funny?"
"What?" she asked.
"If you put carbon-monoxide in their oxygen tank, so that they were
the one that died!"
And we laughed long and heartily, suicidal thoughts drifting away...

START

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The End Of
Irony

The Athiest

TAXES

loneliness

medical bills

GENITAL WARTS

class struggle

flaccid penis

sex appeal

cancer

government

conspiracy

death

The Floating Island of Mandango

(where there is no jealousy or
boredom, and everyone lives a life of
wine-drinking and steaming hot sex,
every day, for eternity)

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