swfchan: Clinton speaks to nation.swf (info)

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My fellow
Americans, I stand
before you today, not
as the president of the
United States of
America. Not as an
American. Not even
as a citizen of the
world. No.

I stand before you
today as one fly-ass
mother fucker.
I am the most
powerful bad-ass
dude in all the world,
brother. I own your
ass. So don't you all
be given me none o'
yo shit.

And I would just like
to say:

I did have sex with
Monica Lewinskey

Yeah.
I fucked that bitch
good.

She had this amazing
pair of titties. God
damn she was hot.

And I stuck my finger
in, like this.....

She was so wet and
tight, you wouldn't
believe.

> Sigh <

Ah, fuck you all. Go
to hell you bunch of
monkeys.

Thank you for your
time.
Goodnight.

A Nothing Better To Do
With My Time
Production.
By Tom Voice

Go home now people,
there's nothing to see.

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