Frame 537
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Hey guys";
Frame 555
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "check out my new handheld gaming console";
Frame 603
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 744
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Cool, can i play?";
Frame 785
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 795
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Well, you could";
Frame 824
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "But you don't have any hands!";
Frame 859
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 866
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Well, yeah";
Frame 891
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 909
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "There!";
Frame 932
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Now can i play,";
Frame 956
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "The handheld game?";
Frame 984
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 994
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Just give him the game";
Frame 1037
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1046
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Why dont you";
Frame 1063
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1066
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "give the game to reporter?";
Frame 1095
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1109
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Ok, i will";
Frame 1133
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1140
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What does this b-";
Frame 1153
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	this.asMC.textBox.text = "NOOOOOOOOO";
Frame 1201
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "*huge explosion sound*";
Frame 1252
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1469
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Goodbye Pineapple";
Frame 1499
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1505
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I'll never forget you";
Frame 1536
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 1964
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Reporter, that is disgusting";
Frame 2008
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2018
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I couldn't help it, ok?";
Frame 2069
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2078
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "And now the music";
Frame 2098
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "has stopped so i couldn't have";
Frame 2130
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "an emotional part where i say ";
Frame 2162
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "my last goodbye to Pineapple";
Frame 2201
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2206
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "And why did we have this";
Frame 2226
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "funeral at night?";
Frame 2249
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2260
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Why didn't we just";
Frame 2276
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "wait till tomorrow?";
Frame 2303
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2317
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I'm freezing my glASS off out here!";
Frame 2364
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2507
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Now how are we going to get home?";
Frame 2557
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2654
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Hello my good men,";
Frame 2682
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I am the Pube Muppet.";
Frame 2709
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2717
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Perhaps you would like a ride home?";
Frame 2759
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2770
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "While i am driving one of you can suck";
Frame 2808
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "my big green cock and another one";
Frame 2842
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "brutally rape me up the ass.";
Frame 2877
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2883
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Then for the other one i will";
Frame 2910
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "insert my big green testicles in their ass";
Frame 2966
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 2972
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Then i wouldn't be able to";
Frame 3001
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Hold it in much longer";
Frame 3022
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "and i will ejaculate all over my van";
Frame 3067
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "and all of you will lick";
Frame 3086
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "my penis clean and swallow.";
Frame 3121
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3127
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Yes that would be swell.";
Frame 3159
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3179
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Guys, let's go.";
Frame 3213
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3220
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Into his van?";
Frame 3248
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3253
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I'm not getting into that car!";
Frame 3295
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3312
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What the fuck?";
Frame 3332
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3344
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What kind of piece of";
Frame 3369
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "shit kids are you?";
Frame 3394
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3408
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Fuck off and let me be!";
Frame 3439
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3592
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Let's go home";
Frame 3616
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3897
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "We've finished our work,";
Frame 3926
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What should we do now?";
Frame 3957
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 3974
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Let's blam and protect things on newgrounds!";
Frame 4034
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4040
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Ok";
Frame 4060
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4068
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "So we click here, then here";
Frame 4111
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Then OH MY GOD!";
Frame 4138
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4161
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Reporter, are you okay?";
Frame 4201
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4207
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "No i am not okay!";
Frame 4237
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4241
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I've been afraid of handheld gaming";
Frame 4279
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "consoles since that accident";
Frame 4310
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "10 years ago at child care!";
Frame 4355
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4360
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "L1fty, did you just hear";
Frame 4400
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What Reporter said?";
Frame 4430
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4445
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Of course i did, Urchin.";
Frame 4480
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4485
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Without my good listening ears";
Frame 4518
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I'd be a bad bully.";
Frame 4548
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4552
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Indeed";
Frame 4565
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4574
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Do you think";
Frame 4589
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "that there is anything";
Frame 4607
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "we can do with this information?";
Frame 4652
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4775
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "So are we going to play";
Frame 4802
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "some Pokemon\u00AE or not?";
Frame 4836
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4858
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Pokemon\u00AE?";
Frame 4880
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4894
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Why would we want to play Pokemon\u00AE?";
Frame 4939
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4945
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Pokemon\u00AE is the coolest game ever!";
Frame 4992
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 4996
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Urm....sure";
Frame 5026
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5033
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "The real reason i've bought you";
Frame 5062
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "here is so we can discuss..";
Frame 5094
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "To discuss Pokemon\u00AE!";
Frame 5113
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5115
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "STFU about Pokemon\u00AE!";
Frame 5162
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5164
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Sorry, please continue.";
Frame 5208
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5213
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Ok, so we know about Milkshake,";
Frame 5262
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Reporter and their friend's fear, right?";
Frame 5311
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5313
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Yes.";
Frame 5330
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5332
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "I propose we....";
Frame 5361
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5375
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Lock them up in the Nintendo\u00AE factory overnight";
Frame 5432
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5442
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "What about the Sony\u00AE factory?";
Frame 5472
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Shut up, it's my plan.";
Frame 5515
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5544
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Hello L1fty, who's your friend?";
Frame 5608
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5610
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Go away Mom, i'm busy.";
Frame 5656
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5660
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Do you boys want a cookie?";
Frame 5695
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "No we don't want a cookie, go away";
Frame 5750
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5761
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Ok,";
Frame 5775
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5783
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Bye snoogoms!";
Frame 5809
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 5840
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "Anyway, good plan.";
Frame 5878
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "How are we going to exectute it?";
Frame 5921
	this.asMC.textBox.text = "";
Frame 6013
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Symbol 126 MovieClip Frame 11
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Symbol 132 MovieClip Frame 29
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Symbol 132 MovieClip Frame 42
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