GRIM REAPER Q&A: Q: Why aren't you anatomically correct? A: I am constructed entirely from the bones of circus freaks, and lovingly so, by Salvador Dali! It's art, butt-nugget! Q: For being the Grim Reaper, your philosophy sometimes seems a little contradictory, as well as certain stated 'facts'. Why is that? A: The universe is a very fluid thing, buddy. Sticky too, like a molasses spill. Judging from the bibles of most religions, you should be used to contradiction and hazy facts. My info, though, is infinitely more up-to- date. Q: Who would win a thumb wrestling war -- you or Satan? A: Well, to make it a fair fight, it'll have to wait till the end of the universe, and I bet you aren't gonna be nearly as concerned by then. |