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Sometimes I just don't understand the kids today.

Smoking the wacy tabacy, doin the dirty sanchez,

and piercing anything and everything on their bodies.

Miss Christina Aguilera admits to having 11 piercings, you do the math.

That means there's plenty in the shag carpet area.

But wholesome Britney Spears as well? Yup.

BRITNEY SPEARS

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET: 1 of  7
CHRISTINA & BRITNEY BOTH HAVE PIERCED NIPPLES

Speaking of nipples and racks,

no ones dirty pillows are more lucious than Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Been known to ride the stick shift of Wilmer and Carson,

this chick loves to switch gears.

She also seem to love her large natural fun bags.

Enough to name um.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET: 2 of  7
JENNIFER 'LOVE' HEWITT CALLS HER BOOBS 'THELMA' & 'LOUISE'

Lets take a look at this picture.

Who could it be? Robin Williams you say?

Guess again as we scroll the picture up.

Now you're freaked out aren't you?

So was I as I looked into this Hollywood secret.

After I finished throwing up I realized the truth.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET: 3 of  7
ALYSSA MILANO HAS MAN ARMS!

Sheryl Crow has made a career from her sexy mouth.

Hell, it was even featured in her break through video.

Well, guess what kiddies?

Her two front teeth are about as real as Pam Anderson's double barreled bazookas.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET: 4 of  7
SHERYL CROW'S TWO FRONT TEETH ARE  FALSIES

Getting fake boobs is a sure way to get attention in Hollywood.

Over 300,000 women got brand new fun bags in 2003 alone.

You'd think that someone as rich and famous as Carmen Electra

...could get the best boobs money can buy,

but take a look at this video clip. Looks like someone needs an upgrade.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET: 5 of  7
CARMEN ELECTRA'S BOOBS COLLAPSE!

Ever look at someone and think:

Damn... there is something about that person that just ain't right,

but I can't put my poop smelling finger on it.

Well that's the way I felt about Shannon Doherty.

Hot host of Scare tactics, and queen bitch of Tinsel Town,

Shannon must have been dropped on her head as a child.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET:  6 of  7
SHANNON DOHERTY'S EYES ARE CROOKED.

Of course Shannon Doherty's eyes are not the only thing off kilter

in the world of the weird and wacky.

Which brings me to the end of my investigation, and back to Britney Spears.

Speculation about her breast size has run rampant since the Kids Choice Awards in 99,

but this private Dick has uncovered something even more puzzling.

At 22 miss Spears' blouse bunnies probably shouldn't be hanging so low,

and her nipples shouldn't be pointing so far south.

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SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY SECRET:  7 of  7
BRITNEY SPEARS HAS SAGGY, OFF-KILTER NIPPLES.

Celebrity Sleuths:
Stifler's Mom for Alyssa Milano.

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