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"Practical Joke"
A Lock Legion Production

LOCK LEGION

Lockieken

WMP: Oh, hey there Coffee

WMP: How's life being treatin you?

Coffee: Well, you wouldn't guess what happened today!

Coffee: I was going to the grocery store

Coffee: when I was ambushed by an old man

Coffee: wearing a leather trenchcoat!

Coffee: He said that he was looking for

Coffee: a stray Ohio class submarine in the municipal park!

Coffee: So I followed him there

Coffee:  and what would you know,

Coffee:  a giant nuclear-capable submarine was lying there!

Coffee:  He thanked me and gave me a donut

Coffee: without any sprinkles!

Coffee: So I was all like "Hey, old man!"

Coffee: Oh.

WMP: Well, I should get some orange juice

WMP: I do need to drive home after all.

NOW WITH
50% Tartrazine!

WMP: What kind of sick bastard

WMP: would put urine in my orange juice?

WMP: I'm going to be sick!

The Following Day...

ONLY COMMUNISTS
CONSUME VITAMIN C!
BE A TRUE UPSTANDING AMERICAN
AND BOYCOTT VITAMIN C!

Legion

XXX

LOXXORZ
SUXXORZ
PEN0R!!!

Trash: Hey, I need those reports in today.

WMP: Sure thing.

WMP: Now, click here, and.....

WMP:What the fuck!?

ANAL!

ANAL!

Trash: What the fucking hell is that!?

Trash: Oh my god you're fired

Trash: get the fuck out now

Trash: <ranting>

WMP: Goddamnit.

UP

WMP: Commie,

WMP: what are you doing with a bucket of water?

Communist: Uhh....

WMP: Oh, I get it

WMP: You're going to do what you did when

WMP: you pissed in my orange juice.

WMP: You're going to do what you did

WMP: when you hacked my work PC!

WMP: And now you have the nerve

WMP: to lock this door

WMP: and set mousetraps in the back entry!

Communist: Uh...

Communist: Arg

-Credits-
"Practical Joke"
by Communist Lock
Featured
Coffee Lock
Winamp Lock
Communist Lock
Trash Lock
German Lock
Art - Communist Lock
.flas - Communist Lock
-Sounds-
Haddaway - What Is Love?
Donnie Darko - Middlesex Times
Nobuo Uematsu - Tantalus Theme
Nobuo Uematsu - Sector 6 Theme (FF7)
Happy Days Opening Theme
SFX courtesy of Team 17
and www.findsounds.com
Voices done in Speakonia
Number of submliminal messages - 5
-Shout Outs-
Lock Legion for being swell
Star Syndicate for also being swell
Newgrounds.com for being faffasfasfas
All of the Lock Legion for kicking ass
for so long :)
Happy Lock Day 2005 to all.
www.locklegion.com

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