Frame 1
	function goCC() {
		getURL ("http://www.clockcrew.net", "_blank");
	}
	function goBP() {
		getURL ("http://www.britishperson.co.uk", "_blank");
	}
	MENU = new ContextMenu();
	MENU.hideBuiltInItems();
	BPFunc = new ContextMenuItem("Britishperson.co.uk", goBP);
	MENU.customItems.push(BPFunc);
	CCFunc = new ContextMenuItem("Clockcrew.net", goCC);
	MENU.customItems.push(CCFunc);
	_root.menu = MENU;
Instance of Symbol 54 MovieClip in Frame 530
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) == 1) {
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
}
Frame 552
	stop();
Frame 626
	stop();
Frame 632
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 175 MovieClip in Frame 632
onClipEvent (load) {
	_root.stop();
}
Frame 1752
	stop();
Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 25 MovieClip in Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.fog == 0) {
		this._visible = 0;
	} else {
		this._visible = 1;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 43 MovieClip "preloaderbar" in Symbol 46 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._x = -600;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._x = (this._x + (((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 400) - 400)) / 2;
}
Symbol 52 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 16
	stop();
Symbol 54 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 54 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 91 MovieClip Frame 212
	gotoAndPlay (73);
Symbol 168 Button
on (release) {
	_root._highquality = 0;
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 169 Button
on (release) {
	_root._highquality = 1;
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 175 MovieClip Frame 77
	_root.play();
	stop();
Symbol 199 MovieClip Frame 1
	mydate = new Date();
	if (fn != 1) {
		longarm.gotoAndPlay(int((mydate.getSeconds() + (mydate.getMilliseconds() / 1000)) * 24));
		fn = 1;
	}
	middlearm._rotation = ((mydate.getMinutes() / 60) * 360) + (((mydate.getSeconds() / 60) * 360) / 60);
	shortarm._rotation = ((mydate.getHours() / 12) * 360) + (((mydate.getMinutes() / 60) * 360) / 12);
Symbol 202 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 209 MovieClip Frame 1
	switch (random(14) + 1) {
		case 1 : 
			slogan = "heed the warnings";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			slogan = "strawberryclock is king of the portal";
			break;
		case 3 : 
			slogan = "free your mind";
			break;
		case 4 : 
			slogan = "no, it's not a band";
			break;
		case 5 : 
			slogan = "lol, what do you mean?";
			break;
		case 6 : 
			slogan = "trust us, it's legal";
			break;
		case 7 : 
			slogan = "long live the strawberry";
			break;
		case 8 : 
			slogan = "no crap allowed";
			break;
		case 9 : 
			slogan = "we run newgrounds, welcome.";
			break;
		case 10 : 
			slogan = "you all love to hate us";
			break;
		case 11 : 
			slogan = "It will eat your soul!";
			break;
		case 11 : 
			slogan = "vote five";
			break;
		case 12 : 
			slogan = "INAPPROPRIATE!!!";
			break;
		case 13 : 
			slogan = "the clockcrew is love";
			break;
		default : 
			slogan = "resistance is futile";
	}
	stop();
Symbol 211 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://clockcrew.net", "_blank");
}
Symbol 212 MovieClip Frame 14
	stop();
Symbol 220 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();

	stop();
	play();

	stop();
	play();
Symbol 220 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.wind = -10;
Symbol 220 MovieClip Frame 372
	_root.play();