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<P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Pica10 BT" SIZE="22" COLOR="#000000">issues</FONT></P><P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Pica10 BT" SIZE="14" COLOR="#000000">episode 1: weenies</FONT></P><P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Pica10 BT" SIZE="8" COLOR="#000000">Voices by Hawkeyexiv</FONT></P><P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Pica10 BT" SIZE="8" COLOR="#000000">Everything Else</FONT></P><P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Pica10 BT" SIZE="8" COLOR="#000000"><A HREF="http://www.crookedsixpence.com" target = "_blank">By CrookedSixpence</A></FONT></P>

WELCOME!

Welcome...

to 'Ask the
crazy guy'!

Where your
questions are
given to...

...Melvin!
(THAT'S the
crazy guy!)

I see
talking flies!

...And Melvin
will answer
them!

Sometimes.

Our first
question...

comes from
lici

of...
colorado!

Dear Melvin,
Why does my dog walk
around in a circle before
he lies down?
Lici, CO

...Melvin?

Well,
Lici...

The reason
is simple.

YOUR DOG
ISN'T
HUMAN!

HAHA...
ER...
CANINE.

St. Ward's Home for the
Mentally Discombobulated

1369 Alabaster Tower Drive, Pantselvania

SW

The reason
your so-called
pooch

St. Ward's Home for the

Mentally Discombobulated

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circles the
carpet before
making

its descent
is because it's
searching

the carpet
fibers

for traces
of human
hair!

which it
takes to its
mother...

..board

which it
processes
into

HUMAN
CLONES!!!

emotionless
human
clones to

serve as
human killing
machines!!!

and... and...
and...Do
You know

what those
killing
machines

will take
out first???

ALL THE
VENDING
MACHINES!

AND WITHOUT
VENDING
MACHINES...

JUNK FOOD
CONSUMPTION
WILL DECREASE

dramatically!!

...which will
lower the
statistics

of rotted-
out teeth!

which will
put a number
of dentists

and oral
surgeons out
of work!

and when
that happens

the sales of
mercedes

and Bmws
will rapidly
decline

thus...
destroying
germany!

and without
germany,

There will
be no
frankfurters

which means
NO WEENIES!

aND I HAVE
TO HAVE
WEENIES!

aND if I
don't get my
beans

and my
weenies...

at 12:30 PM
every @#$%$&@
day...

I'll go
crazy!!!

...and
i'll kill

everybody
aaaaaaugh!

weenies!
auuugh!!

...and
that's all for
today's

"ask the
crazy guy!"

get answers
to your
questions

by sending
a letter

to Melvin
at...

<P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="ghostwriter" SIZE="21" COLOR="#000000"><A HREF="mailto:issues@crookedsixpence.com">issues@crookedsixpence.com</A></FONT></P>

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