Frame 1
	function itemHandler0(obj, item) {
		getURL ("http://www.petitiononline.com/MOB1337/petition.html", "_blank");
	}
	function itemHandler1(obj, item) {
		getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=299765&page=999", "_blank");
	}
	function itemHandler2(obj, item) {
		getURL ("http://makeobesityhistory.111mb.com/index.html", "_blank");
	}
	var myMenu = new ContextMenu();
	myMenu.hideBuiltInItems();
	myMenu.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("Make Obesity History!", itemHandler0));
	myMenu.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("Thread", itemHandler1));
	myMenu.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("Site", itemHandler2));
	_root.menu = myMenu;
Instance of Symbol 14 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(49998);
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 17 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	var bytes = _root.getBytesTotal();
	H = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	var bytes_loaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	percent = (bytes_loaded / bytes) * 100;
	if (bytes_loaded == bytes) {
		_root.plop = 100;
		_root.PLBack.fading = 1;
		_root.gotoAndStop(3);
	} else {
		H++;
		_root.PL.duplicateMovieClip("PL" + H, H);
		_root["PL" + H]._rotation = 3.6 * percent;
		_root.plop = int(percent);
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 20 MovieClip "PL" in Frame 2
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_name != "PL") {
		_alpha  = (_alpha - 1);
		if (_alpha < 2) {
			this.removeMovieClip();
		}
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 12 MovieClip "PLBack" in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	fading = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (fading) {
		_alpha  = (_alpha - 1);
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 22 MovieClip "percy" in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(50001);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	HAG = _root.plop;
	if (_root.plop > 99) {
		this.removeMovieClip();
	}
}
Frame 3
	stopAllSounds();
	_root.s = new Sound();
	_root.s.attachSound("atb");
	loop = loop + 1;
	if (loop > 1) {
		_root.s.setVolume(_root.vol);
	} else {
		vol = 80;
		_root.s.setVolume(vol);
	}
	_root.oldscore = 0;
	var savefile = SharedObject.getLocal("OBESE");
	_root.oldscore = savefile.data.score;
	if (savefile.data.score == undefined) {
		_root.oldscore = 0;
		failtxt = "Tip: As the speed goes up, so do the scores per coin.\r\rTip: If you get trapped inside your tail, hit SPACE to warp through";
	}
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 29 MovieClip in Frame 3
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	his = "YOUR CURRENT HIGH SCORE: " + _root.oldscore;
}
Instance of Symbol 47 MovieClip "xhairs" in Frame 3
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(99999);
}
Frame 4
	function clearfats() {
		i = z - 200;
		while (i < (z + 10)) {
			removeMovieClip("_root.orig" + i);
			i++;
		}
	}
	function initfats() {
		z = 1000;
		i = 1;
		while (i < maxfats) {
			dupe();
			i++;
		}
	}
	function dupe() {
		if (produced == lvlup) {
			shitfader.gotoAndPlay(2);
		} else {
			z++;
			duplicateMovieClip ("orig", "orig" + z, z);
		}
	}
	produced = 0;
	score = 0;
	edn = 0;
	spd = 3;
	lvlup = 30;
	maxfats = 10;
	initfats();
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("xhairs", true);
	xhairs.swapDepths(99999);
	shitfader.swapDepths(49997);
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 93 MovieClip "orig" in Frame 4
onClipEvent (load) {
	_height  = (random(75) + 25);
	_width  = (_height * 0.81);
	_x  = random(500);
	_y  = random(400);
	angle = random(360);
	pressed = 0;
	spd = random(_root.spd) + 2;
	points = int(100 - _height);
	G = _width / 2;
	H = _height / 2;
	MINX = -G;
	MINY = -H;
	MAXX = 500 + G;
	MAXY = 400 + H;
	if (_name == "orig") {
		_visible  = false;
		stop();
	}
	var col = 16777215;
	colswap = random(7) + 1;
	if (colswap == 1) {
		col = 15132160 /* 0xE6E600 */;
	}
	if (colswap == 2) {
		col = 5855577 /* 0x595959 */;
	}
	if (colswap == 3) {
		col = 9044198 /* 0x8A00E6 */;
	}
	if (colswap == 4) {
		col = 58880;
	}
	if (colswap == 5) {
		col = 15108654 /* 0xE68A2E */;
	}
	if (colswap == 6) {
		col = 230;
	}
	if (colswap == 7) {
		col = 15073280 /* 0xE60000 */;
	}
	new Color(shirt).setRGB(col);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_name == "orig") {
		_visible  = false;
	}
	_y  = (_y + (spd * Math.cos((Math.PI/180) * angle)));
	_x  = (_x - (spd * Math.sin((Math.PI/180) * angle)));
	if (pressed) {
		_alpha  = (_alpha - 3);
		if (_alpha < 5) {
			gotoAndStop (14);
		}
	} else if ((((_x < MINX) or (_x > MAXX)) or (_y < MINY)) or (_y > MAXY)) {
		gotoAndStop (14);
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 131 MovieClip in Frame 4
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(50000);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root._currentframe == 10) {
		lvl = "";
		scr = "Score: " + _root.score;
	} else if (_root._currentframe > 3) {
		lvl = "Level: " + (_root._currentframe - 3);
		scr = "Score: " + _root.score;
	}
}
Frame 5
	spd = 5;
	lvlup = 130;
	maxfats = 15;
	initfats();
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("xhairs", true);
	xhairs.swapDepths(99999);
	shitfader.swapDepths(49997);
Frame 6
	spd = 7;
	lvlup = 300;
	maxfats = 18;
	initfats();
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("xhairs", true);
	xhairs.swapDepths(99999);
	shitfader.swapDepths(49997);
Frame 7
	spd = 10;
	lvlup = 550;
	maxfats = 21;
	initfats();
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("xhairs", true);
	xhairs.swapDepths(99999);
	shitfader.swapDepths(49997);
Frame 8
	spd = 15;
	lvlup = 1200;
	maxfats = 28;
	initfats();
	edn = 1;
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("xhairs", true);
	xhairs.swapDepths(99999);
	shitfader.swapDepths(49997);
Frame 10
	if (_root.score > _root.oldscore) {
		pants = (((((("Congratulations! You broke your record.\r\rPrevious highscore: " + _root.oldscore) + newline) + newline) + "New highscore: ") + _root.score) + newline) + newline;
		savefile.data.score = _root.score;
		savefile.flush();
		_root.oldscore = _root.score;
	} else {
		pants = (((((("Oh dear. Not your best effort ever...\r\rPrevious highscore: " + _root.oldscore) + newline) + newline) + "This time: ") + _root.score) + newline) + newline;
	}
Instance of Symbol 156 MovieClip in Frame 10
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this.pants = _root.pants;
}
Symbol 9 MovieClip [shit] Frame 45
	this.removeMovieClip();
Symbol 20 MovieClip Frame 75
	stop();
Symbol 36 Button
on (release) {
	_root.nextFrame();
}
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 6
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 68 Button
on (press) {
	pressed = 1;
	_root.score = _root.score + points;
	_root.xhairs.nextFrame();
	_root.SFX.gotoAndStop(random(6) + 2);
	Mouse.hide();
	k = _root.z;
	_root.attachMovie("shit", "shit" + k, k - 100);
	_root["shit" + k]._width = (_width / 100) * 35;
	_root["shit" + k]._height = (_width / 100) * 60;
	_root["shit" + k]._x = _x;
	_root["shit" + k]._y = _y;
}
Symbol 69 Button
on (press) {
	pressed = 1;
	_root.score = _root.score + (points + 100);
	_root.xhairs.nextFrame();
	_root.SFX.gotoAndStop(random(6) + 2);
	Mouse.hide();
	k = _root.z;
	_root.attachMovie("shit", "shit" + k, k - 100);
	_root["shit" + k]._width = (_width / 100) * 35;
	_root["shit" + k]._height = (_width / 100) * 60;
	_root["shit" + k]._x = _x;
	_root["shit" + k]._y = _y;
}
Symbol 86 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 7
	if (pressed) {
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 8
	speech.gotoAndStop(random(8) + 1);
Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 13
	gotoAndPlay (9);
Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 14
	_root.dupe();
	_root.produced++;
	this.removeMovieClip();
Symbol 97 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 97 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.SFX.gotoAndStop(8);
Symbol 97 MovieClip Frame 28
	_root.clearfats();
Symbol 97 MovieClip Frame 43
	if ((_root._currentframe - 2) < 6) {
		gumboot = ("OMFG LEVEL " + (_root._currentframe - 2)) + "!!!";
	} else {
		gumboot = "EDN!!11!!1!";
	}
Symbol 97 MovieClip Frame 46
	if (_root.edn) {
		_root.gotoAndStop(10);
	} else {
		_root.nextFrame();
	}
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 3
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 4
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 5
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 6
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 7
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 8
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 114 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://makeobesityhistory.111mb.com/index.html", "_blank");
}
on (rollOver) {
	Mouse.show();
	stopDrag();
	_root.xhairs._x = -350;
	_root.xhairs._visible = 0;
}
on (rollOut, dragOut) {
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("_root.xhairs", true);
	_root.xhairs._visible = 1;
}
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.vol = _root.vol + 1;
	if (_root.vol > 99) {
		_root.vol = 100;
		_root.s.setVolume(_root.vol);
		gotoAndStop (1);
	}
	_root.s.setVolume(_root.vol);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 3
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 4
	_root.vol = _root.vol - 1;
	if (_root.vol < 1) {
		_root.vol = 0;
		_root.s.setVolume(_root.vol);
		gotoAndStop (1);
	}
	_root.s.setVolume(_root.vol);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 5
	gotoAndPlay (4);
Symbol 125 Button
on (press) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndPlay(2);
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (rollOver) {
	Mouse.show();
	stopDrag();
	_root.xhairs._x = -350;
	_root.xhairs._visible = 0;
}
on (rollOut, dragOut) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndStop(1);
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("_root.xhairs", true);
	_root.xhairs._visible = 1;
}
Symbol 128 Button
on (press) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndPlay(4);
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (rollOver) {
	Mouse.show();
	stopDrag();
	_root.xhairs._x = -350;
	_root.xhairs._visible = 0;
}
on (rollOut, dragOut) {
	volcontrol.gotoAndStop(1);
	Mouse.hide();
	startDrag ("_root.xhairs", true);
	_root.xhairs._visible = 1;
}
Symbol 132 Button
on (press) {
	_root.gotoAndStop(10);
}
Symbol 153 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop(3);
}