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| So, whilst perusing the news the other day, and wondering, as always, whether the hot women in lacy underwear are terrorists, congresswomen, or mothers who have drowned their children, I took note of an article detailing the stealing of 'souvenirs' from the rubble of the World Trade Center buildings. Several FBI agents had been caught red-handed with artifacts, ranging from hunks of rubble to security tags dislodged from bloody torsos. Wow, I thought to myself, that's really neat. A few other high ranking members of government had some souvenirs as well, kept as a 'reminder' of the horror. Of course. Apparently, the families of people killed were not altogether amused by this practice. But I'm sure it was for purely selfless motives. I can imagine Dick Cheney gripping a severed arm and screaming to the sky: "I will AVENGE YOU!!!" Well, actually, I picture him gripping a severed arm and screaming to the sky: "This is the perfect excuse!!! Woop dee doodle!!!" And then he does a jig until his heart starts to give. |
| START |
| start |
| (OR DIE) |
| PLEASE STAND BY |
| THE STATE OF THE |
| ALMIGHTY AMERICAN UNION |
| (STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) |
| LOSERVILLE |
| AGAIN? |
| That November, despite a vicious smear- campaign from the major parties, The Grim Reaper proved a viable enough third- party candidate to beat Jimmy Carter Clone IV and Nixon/Reagan hybrid-clone VIII (standing in for the emotionally-scarred Shwarzenegger clone III) for the presidency of the United States. Minutes after taking the oath of office, Mr. Reaper called an end to innumerable secret wars, CIA-backed coup attempts, and disinformation and propaganda programs. After an embarrassingly ill-conceived attempt on his 'life' while parading by motorcade through Dallas, Mr. Reaper's pre-emptive reapings of several companies (among them Halliburton, Texas Petroleum, and Gibson Ministries), were met with tepid protests. Somehow altering the economy to run self-sustainingly on wine-drinking and steaming hot sex (keeping population numbers manageable with his patented 'sperm reaping' birth control method), Mr. Reaper helped America to finally regain its popularity in the world theater. |
| That November, despite a vicious smear-campaign from the major parties, The Grim Reaper proved a viable enough third-party candidate to beat Jimmy Carter Clone IV and Nixon/Reagan hybrid-clone VIII (standing in for the emotionally-scarred Schwarzenegger clone III) for the presidency of the United States. Minutes after taking the oath of office, Mr. Reaper called an end to innumerable secret wars, CIA-backed coup attempts, and disinformation and propaganda programs. After an embarrassingly ill-conceived attempt on his 'life' while parading by motorcade through Dallas, Mr. Reaper's pre-emptive reapings of several companies (among them Halliburton, Texas Petroleum, and Gibson Ministries), were met with tepid protests. Somehow altering the economy to run self- sustainingly on wine-drinking and steaming hot sex (keeping population numbers manageable with his patented 'sperm reaping' birth control method), Mr. Reaper helped America to finally regain its popularity in the world theater. |
| That November, despite a vicious smear-campaign from the major parties, The Grim Reaper proved a viable enough third-party candidate to beat Jimmy Carter Clone IV and Nixon/Reagan hybrid-clone VIII (standing in for the emotionally-scarred Schwarzenegger clone III) for the presidency of the United States. Minutes after taking the oath of office, Mr. Reaper called an end to innumerable secret wars, CIA-backed coup attempts, and disinformation and propaganda programs. After an embarrassingly ill-conceived attempt on his 'life' while parading by motorcade through Dallas, Mr. Reaper's pre-emptive reapings of several companies (among them Halliburton, Texas Petroleum, and Gibson Ministries), were met with tepid protests. Somehow altering the economy to run self- sustainingly on wine-drinking and steaming hot sex (keeping population numbers manageable with his patented 'sperm reaping' birth control method), Mr. Reaper helped America to finally regain its popularity in the world theater. |
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