Combined Code
frame 1 {
my_cm = new ContextMenu();
my_cm.hideBuiltInItems();
my_cm.builtInItems.rewind = true;
my_cm.builtInItems.quality = true;
my_cm.builtInItems.zoom = true;
_root.menu = my_cm;
_root.playingnow == true;
_root.showsubtitles = false;
_root.happymenubg = false;
_root.numbertoskip = 3;
_root.startedplayingnow = false;
}
movieClip 4 {
frame 5 {
if (random(20) < 19) {
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
}
frame 182 {
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
}
movieClip 8 {
}
movieClip 13 {
}
button 14 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://www.newgrounds.com', 'blank');
}
}
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button 23 {
on (release) {
_root.play();
}
}
movieClip 24 {
frame 1 {
_root.stop();
PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
bar._xscale = PercentLoaded;
} else {
gotoAndStop('loaded');
}
}
frame 2 {
gotoAndPlay(1);
}
}
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button 33 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://myhead.50megs.com', 'blank');
}
}
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movieClip 39 {
frame 32 {
stop();
}
}
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button 49 {
on (release) {
_root.happymenubg = true;
play();
}
}
button 51 {
on (release) {
_root.happymenubg = false;
play();
}
}
frame 71 {
stop();
}
movieClip 63 {
frame 1 {
if (_root.happymenubg == false) {
this.gotoAndStop(3);
}
stop();
}
frame 3 {
stop();
}
}
frame 105 {
stop();
}
button 64 {
on (release) {
gotoAndPlay('sceneee1');
}
}
button 72 {
on (release) {
gotoAndStop('Sceneselectt');
}
}
button 79 {
on (release) {
gotoAndStop('scrapbookk');
}
}
button 84 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndStop('Extrass');
}
}
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button 91 {
on (press) {
if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
_root.showsubtitles = true;
} else {
_root.showsubtitles = false;
}
}
}
movieClip 96 {
frame 2 {
stop();
}
frame 3 {
stop();
}
frame 4 {
stop();
}
frame 5 {
stop();
}
}
instance of movieClip 96 {
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
this.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
this.gotoAndStop(4);
}
}
}
frame 106 {
stop();
}
button 102 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee1');
}
}
button 103 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee2');
}
}
button 104 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee3');
}
}
button 105 {
on (release) {
_root.startedplayingnow = true;
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee3andahalf');
}
}
button 106 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('MainMenuu');
}
}
button 115 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee4');
}
}
button 117 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee5');
}
}
button 119 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee6');
}
}
button 121 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee7');
}
}
button 123 {
on (release) {
_root.startedplayingnow = true;
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee8');
}
}
button 125 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('sceneee9');
}
}
frame 107 {
stop();
}
button 129 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('Sceneselectt');
}
}
button 131 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('retestsnd');
}
}
button 133 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay('bleacherpeoplee');
}
}
button 135 {
on (release) {
gotoAndPlay('extrabanterr');
}
}
button 137 {
on (release) {
gotoAndPlay('weirdhalfbeardsnd');
}
}
frame 108 {
stop();
}
button 142 {
on (release) {
play();
}
}
movieClip 143 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
frame 109 {
stop();
}
movieClip 149 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
frame 110 {
thisframe = 1;
stop();
commentmc.stop();
commentmc._visible = false;
picturemc.stop();
}
movieClip 161 {
}
movieClip 167 {
}
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movieClip 192 {
}
movieClip 205 {
}
movieClip 222 {
}
movieClip 246 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 252 {
}
instance picturemc of movieClip 252 {
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
if (this._xscale != 100) {
this.startDrag();
}
}
onClipEvent (mouseUp) {
if (this._xscale != 100) {
this.stopDrag();
}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (this._xscale <= 100) {
this._x = 275;
this._y = 200;
}
}
}
// unknown tag 88 length 79
movieClip 295 {
}
button 306 {
on (press) {
if (_root.commentmc._visible == true) {
_root.commentmc._visible = false;
} else {
if (_root.commentmc._visible == false) {
_root.commentmc._visible = true;
}
}
}
}
button 307 {
on (release, releaseOutside) {
if (_root.thisframe > 1) {
_root.thisframe -= 1;
_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
}
}
}
button 308 {
on (release, releaseOutside) {
if (_root.thisframe < 40) {
_root.thisframe += 1;
_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
}
}
}
button 312 {
on (release, releaseOutside) {
if (_root.picturemc._xscale <= 450) {
_root.picturemc._xscale += 150;
_root.picturemc._yscale += 150;
}
}
}
// unknown tag 88 length 72
button 318 {
on (release, releaseOutside) {
if (_root.picturemc._xscale > 100) {
_root.picturemc._xscale -= 150;
_root.picturemc._yscale -= 150;
}
}
}
button 326 {
on (release, releaseOutside) {
_root.gotoAndStop('MainMenuu');
}
}
movieClip 330 {
}
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button 337 {
on (press) {
if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == true) {
_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = false;
} else {
if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == false) {
_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = true;
}
}
}
on (keyPress '<Space>') {
if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == true or _root.commentmc._visible == true) {
_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = false;
_root.commentmc._visible = false;
} else {
if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == false) {
_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = true;
_root.commentmc._visible = true;
}
}
}
on (keyPress '<Up>') {
if (_root.picturemc._xscale <= 450) {
_root.picturemc._xscale += 150;
_root.picturemc._yscale += 150;
}
}
on (keyPress '<Down>') {
if (_root.picturemc._xscale > 100) {
_root.picturemc._xscale -= 150;
_root.picturemc._yscale -= 150;
}
}
on (keyPress '<Left>') {
if (_root.thisframe > 1) {
_root.thisframe -= 1;
_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
}
}
on (keyPress '<Right>') {
if (_root.thisframe < 40) {
_root.thisframe += 1;
_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
}
}
}
frame 111 {
thisframe = 1;
stop();
commentmc.stop();
commentmc._visible = false;
picturemc.stop();
}
button 342 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/398222', 'blank');
}
}
button 347 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/245592', 'blank');
}
}
button 353 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HpwJT1a_ks', 'blank');
}
}
movieClip 366 {
frame 26 {
stop();
}
}
button 371 {
on (release) {
getURL('http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSy7i2Gs_E', 'blank');
}
}
movieClip 385 {
}
movieClip 406 {
}
instance picturemc of movieClip 406 {
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
if (this._xscale != 100) {
this.startDrag();
}
}
onClipEvent (mouseUp) {
if (this._xscale != 100) {
this.stopDrag();
}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (this._xscale <= 100) {
this._x = 275;
this._y = 200;
}
}
}
movieClip 438 {
}
frame 112 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
movieClip 443 {
}
movieClip 447 {
frame 2 {
if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
this.gotoAndPlay(1);
} else {
this.gotoAndPlay(3);
}
}
frame 4 {
if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
this.gotoAndPlay(1);
} else {
this.gotoAndPlay(3);
}
}
}
button 449 {
on (release) {
if (_root.playingnow == false) {
_root.play();
_root.playingnow = true;
_root.ducttapey.play();
} else {
_root.stop();
_root.playingnow = false;
_root.ducttapey.stop();
}
}
}
button 451 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + (_root.numbertoskip - 1 + 1));
_root.ducttapey.gotoAndStop(_root.ducttapey._currentframe + (_root.numbertoskip - 1 + 1));
}
}
button 453 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe - _root.numbertoskip);
_root.ducttapey.gotoAndStop(_root.ducttapey._currentframe - _root.numbertoskip);
}
}
// unknown tag 88 length 217
button 458 {
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndStop('Sceneselectt');
}
}
movieClip 460 {
instance thecollision of movieClip 443 {
onClipEvent (load) {
this._visible = false;
}
}
frame 2 {
if (_root.playpausebuttonn.thecollision.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, false)) {
gotoAndPlay(3);
} else {
gotoAndPlay(1);
}
}
instance of movieClip 96 {
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
this.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
this.gotoAndStop(4);
}
}
}
frame 5 {
if (_root.playpausebuttonn.thecollision.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, false)) {
gotoAndPlay(3);
} else {
gotoAndPlay(1);
}
}
}
movieClip 462 {
frame 1 {
function camControl() {
parentColor.setTransform(camColor.getTransform());
var v4 = sX / this._width;
var v3 = sY / this._height;
_parent._x = cX - this._x * v4;
_parent._y = cY - this._y * v3;
_parent._xscale = 100 * v4;
_parent._yscale = 100 * v3;
}
function resetStage() {
var v2 = {'ra': 100, 'rb': 0, 'ga': 100, 'gb': 0, 'ba': 100, 'bb': 0, 'aa': 100, 'ab': 0};
parentColor.setTransform(v2);
_parent._xscale = 100;
_parent._yscale = 100;
_parent._x = 0;
_parent._y = 0;
}
this._visible = false;
var oldMode = Stage.scaleMode;
Stage.scaleMode = 'exactFit';
var cX = Stage.width / 2;
var cY = Stage.height / 2;
var sX = Stage.width;
var sY = Stage.height;
Stage.scaleMode = oldMode;
var camColor = new Color(this);
var parentColor = new Color(_parent);
this.onEnterFrame = camControl;
camControl();
this.onUnload = resetStage;
}
}
frame 146 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: So you call it a half beard, huh?';
}
frame 181 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: That\'s the title.';
}
frame 203 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Then what\'s up with the sideburn there?';
}
frame 239 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Johny, I never shave my sideburns off.';
}
frame 280 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: You know this.';
}
frame 297 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Then you REALLY can\'t call it a half beard, now can you?';
}
frame 344 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: John.';
}
frame 358 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: It\'s more of a 3/5ths beard...';
}
frame 390 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: -or a 6/10ths beard.';
}
frame 416 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: JOHN.';
}
frame 430 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: What?';
}
frame 443 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Zip it.';
}
frame 454 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Just saying.';
}
frame 467 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: And I want you to stop saying.';
}
frame 500 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Free country.';
}
frame 517 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Nope, you gotta pay a fee.';
}
frame 540 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I\'m gonna waive your fee.';
}
frame 567 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: And I\'m gonna snatch it from your waving hand-';
}
frame 596 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: -and put it in my wallet.';
}
frame 619 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: You bastard.';
}
frame 644 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I know.';
}
frame 656 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 666 {
gotoAndStop('MainMenuu');
}
frame 667 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
movieClip 811 {
}
frame 711 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: BEARD!';
}
frame 742 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: Rob.';
}
frame 772 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: You\'re back.';
}
frame 801 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: Yeah, it happens.';
}
frame 836 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: You\'re going down!';
}
frame 865 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: I know.';
}
frame 881 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 903 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: *le sigh*';
}
movieClip 923 {
}
movieClip 929 {
}
frame 919 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Boy, this sure is-';
}
frame 930 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: *rude interrupting screams*';
}
movieClip 948 {
}
movieClip 950 {
}
frame 970 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: WHY?!';
}
frame 993 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: THE PAIN!';
}
frame 1007 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Shut up, beard.';
}
frame 1032 {
_root.thetext = 'Beard: Oh, sorry.';
}
frame 1060 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Boy, shaving sure is annoying.';
}
frame 1102 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Every other day and this damn thing comes back.';
}
frame 1152 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Shaving just takes so much time out of my day...';
}
frame 1194 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 1210 {
_root.thetext = '(LE BRILLIANT IDEA)';
}
frame 1262 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
movieClip 1096 {
}
frame 1268 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Johny, come here!';
}
frame 1300 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: No.';
}
frame 1312 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Fine, I\'ll go in there.';
}
frame 1347 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: John, prepare yourself!';
}
frame 1386 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Now introducing...';
}
frame 1423 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: *guess what this is from correctly and you\'ll get a cookie*';
}
movieClip 1215 {
}
frame 1555 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HALF BEARD!!';
}
frame 1593 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...are you INSANE?';
}
frame 1627 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Well, I\'ve never been tested, but popular opinion would lead one to believe that I am.';
}
frame 1706 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...WHY?';
}
frame 1736 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I\'m afraid they\'d be right.';
}
movieClip 1336 {
}
frame 1756 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I meant why did you shave have of your face.';
}
frame 1794 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Oh. Well, Johny, you aren\'t old enough to understand, but shaving is REALLY annoying.';
}
frame 1888 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I shave.';
}
frame 1901 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: No, you shave peach fuzz.';
}
frame 1936 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I shave REAL MAN HAIR.';
}
frame 1971 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: You\'re no man.';
}
frame 1989 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Child trapped in a man\'s body, yes, but man all the same!';
}
frame 2050 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Anyway, shaving\'s annoying, so I came up with this ingenius half beard!';
}
frame 2123 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Think of it, John.';
}
frame 2140 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Shaving only half of my face means-';
}
frame 2175 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: -I get done with shaving twice as fast!';
}
frame 2218 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Plus, I get the best of both worlds!';
}
frame 2264 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Rugged!';
}
frame 2291 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Smooth!';
}
frame 2324 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: RUGGED!';
}
frame 2350 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Smooth!';
}
frame 2381 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: *breathes in REALLY LOUD*';
}
frame 2386 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I\'M SO BRILLIANT!';
}
frame 2407 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 2422 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I doubt you\'re the first person to think of that.';
}
frame 2463 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Johny, who in their right mind would do that?';
}
frame 2504 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: You would.';
}
frame 2516 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: But I\'m not in my right mind.';
}
frame 2541 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Oh yeah.';
}
frame 2554 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I\'m in my wrong mind.';
}
frame 2583 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I don\'t think you\'re in a mind period.';
}
frame 2618 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Semi-colon.';
}
frame 2635 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...what?';
}
frame 2644 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: QUESTION MARK!';
}
frame 2659 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 2665 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
movieClip 1888 {
}
movieClip 1891 {
}
frame 2721 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Johny, quick! Play my half beard theme!';
}
frame 2768 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...what?';
}
frame 2779 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: My half beard theme. The theme to my half beard.';
}
frame 2841 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Does it HAVE a theme?';
}
frame 2864 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Make one up!';
}
frame 2892 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...okay.';
}
frame 2904 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 2943 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Rob, do me a favor.';
}
frame 2975 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: What?';
}
frame 2998 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Blink.';
}
frame 3011 {
_root.thetext = '((COMMENCE DU BLINKING))';
}
frame 3036 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Thank you.';
}
frame 3063 {
_root.thetext = '((Just so you guys know, Johny\'s aware that this solo sounds like shit. I refuse to let him redo it. It\'s funnier that way. :D ))';
}
frame 3288 {
if (_root.startedplayingnow == true) {
_root.ducttapey.gotoAndPlay(624);
_root.startedplayingnow = false;
}
}
// unknown tag 88 length 135
frame 3332 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: What?';
}
frame 3358 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Dude, I\'m playing my guitar.';
}
frame 3401 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Dude, I don\'t wanna play it 24/7.';
}
frame 3457 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: YOU do it.';
}
frame 3472 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: NO!';
}
frame 3495 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I don\'t care HOW many-';
}
frame 3511 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I don\'t care HOW many peacock feathers-';
}
frame 3527 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I don\'t care HOW many peacock feathers you tickle me with-';
}
frame 3541 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I don\'t care HOW many peacock feathers you tickle me with, you damn weirdo.';
}
frame 3584 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I DON\'T WANNA-';
}
frame 3595 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Oh, hey, what\'s up??';
}
frame 3637 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Nah, CJ\'s been bugging me to play runegay again.';
}
frame 3708 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Football game?';
}
frame 3727 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: When, now?';
}
frame 3754 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: My GIRLFRIEND\'S gonna be there?';
}
frame 3783 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: QUICK-GOTTA-FIND-A-RIDE-BYE!';
}
frame 3803 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 3843 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
movieClip 2592 {
}
frame 3846 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: MOM CAN I GET A RIDE?!';
}
frame 3865 {
_root.thetext = 'Mom: I\'m playing my gypsy fortune telling card game!';
}
frame 3923 {
_root.thetext = 'Mom: Wanna play?';
}
frame 3943 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 3951 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: DAD CAN I GET A RIDE?!';
}
frame 3974 {
_root.thetext = 'Dad: Hm? No, I just got on the computer.';
}
frame 4024 {
_root.thetext = 'Dad: I gotta get my solitaire fix.';
}
frame 4061 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: DANNY CAN I GET A RIDE?!';
}
frame 4083 {
_root.thetext = 'Danny: No, jew John!';
}
frame 4119 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: SPIKE CAN I GET A RIDE?!';
}
frame 4141 {
_root.thetext = 'Spike: *groan*';
}
frame 4158 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: AAAAAAH!';
}
frame 4185 {
_root.thetext = 'Dad: Just get Rob to give you a ride.';
}
frame 4214 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Nooo, his half beard will... EMBARASS ME.';
}
frame 4297 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HEY JOHN!!';
}
frame 4332 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: *sigh*';
}
frame 4353 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Fine.';
}
frame 4379 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: But you\'re just gonna give me a ride, right?';
}
frame 4415 {
_root.thetext = '*creepy silent stare*';
}
frame 4449 {
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frame 4503 {
_root.thetext = '*more of that creepy silent stare*';
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frame 4535 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: ...you just gonna stand there?';
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frame 4571 {
_root.thetext = '*aaaaaand....*';
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frame 4580 {
_root.thetext = '*gets to the car with the quickness*';
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frame 4597 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: *groan*';
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frame 4629 {
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frame 4750 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Ah, what the hell?! I thought you left!';
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frame 4787 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: That was the decoy Rob!';
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frame 4826 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I\'m not even gonna TRY to understand that one...';
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frame 4865 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: We\'re gonna have FUN!';
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frame 4888 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: No, no! Rob, please, I don\'t want anyone to see you and that-';
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frame 4949 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Glorious half beard?';
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frame 4969 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: No, not at all.';
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frame 4989 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Magnificent?';
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frame 5007 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: It\'s retarded.';
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frame 5031 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: More beautiful than life itself, I know!';
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frame 5069 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: The truth is exactly the opposite of that.';
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frame 5113 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Exactly as I said, I know!';
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frame 5148 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: *groan*';
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frame 5173 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Just stay in the shadows or something...';
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frame 5215 {
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frame 5218 {
_root.thetext = '(creepy, huh?)';
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frame 5266 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 5275 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Oh no!';
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frame 5295 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 5303 {
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frame 5393 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: AAH!';
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frame 5421 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Stupid stick!';
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frame 5447 {
_root.thetext = '(Where\'d Rob go? I DUNNO!)';
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frame 5471 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Lost him.';
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frame 5489 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Well, hopefully he\'s doing what I said.';
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frame 5522 {
_root.thetext = '(take a walk, take a walk)';
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frame 5538 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: HEY JOHN!';
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frame 5559 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: JOHNY!!';
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frame 5582 {
_root.thetext = 'Mikey: Hey!';
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frame 5599 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Yo!';
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frame 5629 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Please, Rob, don\'t do anything stupid...';
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frame 5679 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: NOW PRESENTING-';
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frame 5713 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: -THE MAGNIFICENT SPLENDOR-';
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frame 5754 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: -OF HALF BEARD!!';
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frame 5799 {
_root.thetext = 'Mikey: Hey, Johny, isn\'t that your brother?';
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frame 5834 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: I\'m gonna be sick.';
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frame 5868 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HAAALF BEEEARD!';
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frame 5947 {
_root.thetext = '???: NOT SO FAST!';
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frame 5975 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: EEEH!?';
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frame 5991 {
_root.thetext = '???: That\'s right, it is I-';
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frame 6013 {
_root.thetext = '???: -Half beard\'s arch nemesis-';
}
frame 6041 {
_root.thetext = '???: -three-fourths beard!';
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frame 6072 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths beard: You remember my partner in mayhem,-';
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frame 6106 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths beard: -One-fourths beard, myeh.';
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frame 6144 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths beard: Together, we\'re twice the beard you could EVER hope to be!';
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frame 6207 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Is it a duel I smell?';
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frame 6239 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: A duel for superiority in the art of beard having?!';
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frame 6288 {
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frame 6290 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: Well, I was just gonna boast for awhile and sit down,';
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frame 6327 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: -but if you\'re up for a fight-';
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frame 6344 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I AM UP!';
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frame 6362 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Finally!';
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frame 6377 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: ...FOR IT!';
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frame 6396 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: Alright then!';
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frame 6418 {
_root.thetext = '(CUE DEH BATTLE)';
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frame 6443 {
_root.thetext = '(...sort of)';
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frame 6466 {
_root.thetext = '(Right now they\'re just standing around)';
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frame 6490 {
_root.thetext = '(Wait for it!)';
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frame 6511 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HALF BEARD, GO!';
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frame 6536 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: FORM OF...';
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frame 6554 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: ...HALF OF MY BEARD!';
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frame 6575 {
_root.thetext = '(And the award for most pointless attack ever goes to...)';
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frame 6632 {
_root.thetext = '(ROB!!! FOR HIS HALF BEARD ATTACK!)';
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frame 6669 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: Um...';
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frame 6684 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: That was just...';
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frame 6712 {
_root.thetext = '3/4ths Beard: ...forget this, I\'m gonna go get drunk.';
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frame 6743 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HAHA, I WIN!';
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frame 6764 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 6774 {
_root.thetext = 'Security: You gotta go!';
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frame 6794 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: H-Hey, you can\'t do this!';
}
frame 6820 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER!';
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frame 6851 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER!';
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frame 6879 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS!';
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frame 6914 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!';
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frame 6956 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 7023 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: How could this night get any worse...';
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frame 7069 {
_root.thetext = 'CJ: Johny!';
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frame 7086 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 7108 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Oh god, he has two of em\'!';
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frame 7140 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 7212 {
_root.thetext = 'Mikey: Oh yeah, that reminds me.';
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frame 7258 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
}
frame 7289 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: For the last time Mikey,';
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frame 7309 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: -I am not gay-';
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frame 7330 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: -and neither are you!';
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frame 7359 {
_root.thetext = 'Bjorn: ...I think.';
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frame 7375 {
_root.thetext = '(creepy, no?)';
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frame 7398 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 7424 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 7426 {
_root.thetext = 'HALF BEARD!';
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frame 7445 {
_root.thetext = '(You know I HAD to include this song.)';
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frame 7497 {
_root.thetext = 'HALF BEARD!';
}
frame 7515 {
_root.thetext = '(This song is part of the half beard theme I made Johny do.)';
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frame 7568 {
_root.thetext = 'HALF';
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frame 7577 {
_root.thetext = 'BEARD';
}
frame 7588 {
_root.thetext = '(And of course, the voices. Ooo, a couple of non-winchesters on there! Who\'d ever think to see THAT! WHO!? I ASK YOU! ANSWER ME!)';
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frame 7648 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 7653 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Johny, come see!';
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frame 7685 {
_root.thetext = 'Johny: Oh god...';
}
frame 7709 {
_root.thetext = ' ';
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frame 7722 {
_root.thetext = 'Rob: Reverse Goatee is born!';
}
frame 7766 {
_root.thetext = '(Johny is sad. Listen to his sadness. Makes ya wanna frown, huh?)';
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frame 7820 {
_root.thetext = '(guitar scratch, anyone?)';
}
frame 7828 {
_root.thetext = 'HALF BEARD!';
}
frame 7858 {
_root.thetext = '(Dig it)';
}
frame 7873 {
_root.thetext = '(SEE YOU NEXT TIME!)';
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