STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 229595 |
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REPORTS OF LARGE-MOUTHED MAN INTERRUPTS LOCAL BINGO GAME --- LOCAL MAN CLAIMS LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY WAS BETTER THAN HAPPY DAYS --- SILVER CLOCK REFUSES TO CONFIRM ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A "BUTT". --- RESEARCH INDICATES THAT EATING TEN RAW ONIONS PER DAY COULD BE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. POLL SHOWS THAT GENERAL PUBLIC STILL THINKS IT'S JUST PLAIN NASTY. --- FAMED OPERA SOPRANO SILVER CHERRY CLOCK INJURED IN SHARK FARMING ACCIDENT. DOCTORS SAY HE IS IN STABLE CONDITION. --- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SANG OUT OF TUNE? WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? --- LEND YOUR EARS AND I WILL SING YOU A SONG. I'LL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY. |
DWARFINATOR CLOCK |
PARACHUTE PANTS |
WELDING IN THE KITCHEN |
REPORTS OF LARGE-MOUTHED MAN INTERRUPTS LOCAL BINGO GAME --- LOCAL MAN CLAIMS LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY WAS BETTER THAN HAPPY DAYS --- SILVER CLOCK REFUSES TO CONFIRM ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A "BUTT". --- RESEARCH INDICATES THAT EATING TEN RAW ONIONS PER DAY COULD BE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. POLL SHOWS THAT GENERAL PUBLIC STILL THINKS IT'S JUST PLAIN NASTY. --- FAMED OPERA SOPRANO SILVER CHERRY CLOCK INJURED IN SHARK |
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ANIMATED BY GOLDEN CLOCK DRAWINGS BY OTHER PEOPLE AND GOLDEN CLOCK CONCEPT AND IDEA STOLEN FROM WAVERLY FILMS (PLEASE DON'T HATE ME) MUSIC - CANON IN D BY PACHELBEL DAD'S DIXIE BY BILL PLYMPTON AND HANK BONES AND SPENCER MACLEISH AND GENE HICKS RIO BY DURAN DURAN SOUND EFFECTS FOUND ON FINDSOUNDS AND PROBABLY OTHER PLACES TOO EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BY MISS PALA JACKSON |
SOUP CLOCK |
CAMEO |
SPECIAL THANKS TO: GOD, BILL PLYMPTON, CHRISTOPHER FORD, MY MOM, YOUR MOM, EVERYONE'S MOM, NICK MCDOODLE, SNIGGLEBOOTS, EDGAR ALLAN POE, THE SWISS ARMY, THE CLOCK CREW, TOM FULP, CRAIG (WITH A C!), YANN TIERSEN, MICHELLE CARTMELL, PLATO, LES BENNETT, STANLEY KUBRICK, THE WAVERLY FILMS PEOPLE, JAMES EARL JONES, JIMMY, JASON BERRY, PAULA JACKSON, HERODITUS, LOUIS B. MAYER, SPEAKONIA, GOLDWAVE, CAREY, JESSIKA, CRAIG CONSTANTINE, TACO BELLY, PLINY THE ELDER, VERIZON WIRELESS, ROMAN CLOCK, UNKNOWN CLOCK, ALEXANDRE DUMAS, JOSEPH ROOKS, GEORGE COSTANZA, DURAN DURAN, EDWARD BONE, SOCRATES, AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU! |
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FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
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