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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat
a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast . she brings me
only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and
a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone
wanna fuck." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the
table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the
toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed."
He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you."
and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!

意大利式的英語！

Funny Italian English

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