Frame 1
	user = SharedObject.getLocal("mrsimon_subtitles", "/", false);
Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 50 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	_root.stop();
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) == 1) {
		gotoAndStop (10);
	}
}
Frame 3
	function __com_mochibot__(swfid, mc, lv) {
		var x;
		var g;
		var s;
		var fv;
		var sb;
		var u;
		var res;
		var mb;
		var mbc;
		mb = "__mochibot__";
		mbc = "mochibot.com";
		g = (_global ? (_global) : (_level0._root));
		if (g[mb + swfid]) {
			return(g[mb + swfid]);
		}
		s = System.security;
		x = mc._root.getSWFVersion;
		fv = (x ? (mc.getSWFVersion()) : ((_global ? 6 : 5)));
		if (!s) {
			s = {};
		}
		sb = s.sandboxType;
		if (sb == "localWithFile") {
			return(null);
		}
		x = s.allowDomain;
		if (x) {
			s.allowDomain(mbc);
		}
		x = s.allowInsecureDomain;
		if (x) {
			s.allowInsecureDomain(mbc);
		}
		u = ((((((((((("http://" + mbc) + "/my/core.swf?mv=5&fv=") + fv) + "&v=") + escape(getVersion())) + "&swfid=") + escape(swfid)) + "&l=") + lv) + "&f=") + mc) + (sb ? ("&sb=" + sb) : "");
		lv = ((fv > 6) ? (mc.getNextHighestDepth()) : ((g[mb + "level"] ? (g[mb + "level"] + 1) : (lv))));
		g[mb + "level"] = lv;
		if (fv == 5) {
			res = "_level" + lv;
			if (!eval (res)) {
				loadMovieNum (u, lv);
			}
		} else {
			res = mc.createEmptyMovieClip(mb + swfid, lv);
			res.loadMovie(u);
		}
		return(res);
	}
	__com_mochibot__("c74b21cf", this, 10301);
Frame 43
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Green Green!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Green Green!";
	}
Instance of Symbol 119 MovieClip in Frame 43
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
}
Frame 63
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Oh, hey Yellow.";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Oh, hallo Yellow.";
	}
Frame 90
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Oh Green, this is so awesome, I've got two tickets...";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Ich habe zwei karten, zum...";
	}
Frame 146
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "...to see 'Jerry Springer - The Opera', you dont know how controversial this is!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "...der Jerry Springer oper zu sehen. Sie k\u00F6nnen nicht, umstritten dieses ist!";
	}
Frame 250
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "I wanna see it because its controversial...";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Ich m\u00F6chte es sehen weil sein umstrittenes...";
	}
Frame 303
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "... and its cool 'cause its controversial.";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "... und sein gro\u00DFes weil sein umstrittenes.";
	}
Frame 372
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Yeah thats great n'all, but I've got a better idea.";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Die ist eine gute Idee, aber ich habe ein besseres.";
	}
Frame 420
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Lets go to Al's, and get high.";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "L\u00E4\u00DFt Besuch Al, und Nehmendrogen.";
	}
Frame 490
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Zwei Sekunden sp\u00E4ter.";
	}
Instance of Symbol 119 MovieClip in Frame 490
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
}
Frame 535
	_root.subtitle = "";
Instance of Symbol 119 MovieClip in Frame 535
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
}
Frame 537
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Daaaaaaaaaaa...";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Verrrrrrrrr...";
	}
Frame 556
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 572
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Damn";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Verdammt";
	}
Frame 585
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 599
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Daaaaaamn, thats one hellava stuff.";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Verdaaaammt, dieses ist eine gro\u00DFe reihe der drogen.";
	}
Frame 660
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 674
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Damn";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Verdammt";
	}
Frame 688
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 777
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Daaaaaamn, this is some..";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Verdaaammt, diese sind einige..";
	}
Frame 838
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "DAMMIT!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "GOTTVERDAMMT!";
	}
Frame 851
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 866
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Jesus christ, erm... how are your trips?";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Jesus christ, erm... wie sind ihre droge, die rrfahrungen nimmt?";
	}
Frame 943
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 948
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm!";
	}
Frame 1017
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Fucking a bagel!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Geschlecht mit einem bagel haben.";
	}
Frame 1065
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "I cant feel my face!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "Ich kippe f\u00FChlen mein gesicht.";
	}
Frame 1106
	switch (_root.sub) {
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtitle = "ARGH YOU FAT BASTARD!";
			break;
		case 2 : 
			_root.subtitle = "ARGH, SIE SIND EIN FEETER TESTIKEL!";
	}
Frame 1152
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1211
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 4 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 25;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 4 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 30;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 4 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 35;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 4 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 40;
}
Symbol 10 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.mrsimon.co.uk", "_blank");
}
Instance of Symbol 17 MovieClip "part1" in Symbol 24 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = 180;
	} else {
		this._rotation = 0;
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + (((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 360) - 180)) / 2;
	} else {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + 0) / 2;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 17 MovieClip "part2" in Symbol 24 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = 0;
	} else {
		this._rotation = -180;
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) <= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + (((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 360) - 180)) / 2;
	} else {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + 0) / 2;
	}
}
Symbol 24 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 33 Button
on (press) {
	this.statusg._visible = 0;
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	this.statusg._visible = 1;
	if (this.statusg._currentframe >= (this.statusg._totalframes - 1)) {
		_root.sub = 0;
		_root.user.data.mrsimonsub = _root.sub;
	} else {
		_root.sub = _root.sub + 1;
		_root.user.data.mrsimonsub = _root.sub;
	}
	_root.user.flush();
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip "statusg" in Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.user.data.mrsimonsub == undefined) {
		_root.sub = 0;
	} else {
		_root.sub = _root.user.data.mrsimonsub;
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root.sub + 1) >= this._totalframes) {
		gotoAndStop(this._totalframes);
	} else {
		gotoAndStop(_root.sub + 1);
	}
}
Symbol 48 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 49 MovieClip Frame 23
	stop();
Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 115 MovieClip in Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root.subtitle == undefined) || (_root.subtitle == "")) {
		this._visible = 0;
	} else {
		this._visible = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 274 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("start");
}
Symbol 279 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/promo/778", "_blank");
}