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this won't hurt a bit.

Go for it.

Box of Mystery Presents...

Lina the
V.A.M.P.I.R.E

In the world of insurance medicals, special agents
will travel house-to-house routinely collecting blood
from their clients.
More often than not, however, the insurance company
will encounter a client who will put up much
resistance against their efforts to fulfill their duty.
They call these people..."crybabies."
When a blood collection agency encounters a so-
called "crybaby" they call in a special agent known
as a "Vitally Advanced Material Procuring InsuRance
Executor," AKA a "V.A.M.P.I.R.E." to get the job done.
And they do it with a smile.

MR. FLINCH

The

HELPLESS
HENCHMAN'S

SURVIVAL

GUIDE TO

MATRIX

RIP-OFFS

by Neil O.

TWIZZLIES

DIRECTED BY
THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS

(if they were me.)

CAST
LINA
Herself
MR FLINCH
Me
SECRETARY
Mee too.
FIRST GUARD
Meee threee
EVERYBODY ELSE
Didn't have a voice
MUSIC
"Spybreak"
Propellerheads
"If you want blood (you got it)"
AC/DC
Written, Directed, and Produced by
Christopher Ushko
Inspired by ideas from "The Matrix"
and "The Matrix Reloaded" (d'uh)
And that's what happens when
you're a crybaby around needles.
Merry Christmas, Mom!
Keep on drainin'!

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