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![]() | This is the info page for Flash #56731 |
| WOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Crazy Laws |
| 2 in 1 special |
| Connecticut |
| Nevada |
| These Laws Are completely true |
| Next |
| It comes a time when we must stop and understand just how silly our country really is |
| In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. |
| It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. |
| Silly string is banned. |
| It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer. |
| You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands |
| It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. |
| Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display in Guilford |
| You may not educate dogs in Hartford |
| An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinballmachines, or shuffleboard tables. |
| Its illegal to not love newgrounds... just kidding |
| Go on to Nevada |
| These Laws Are Completely True |
| It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. |
| It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk. |
| Sex toys are outlawed. |
| Wearing a mask is required when walking the streets of Elko |
| Hanging someone is legal if they shoot your dog |
| You might be arrested if your child belches in church |
| A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. |
| Its illegal to not love newgrounds... just kidding |
| Go to Connecticut |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
Frame 2stop();Frame 3stop(); stopAllSounds();Frame 15stop(); stopAllSounds();Symbol 9 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank"); }Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1function timerHandler() { var _local2 = this; if (!loadingComplete) { var _local3 = _root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal(); bar._yscale = 100 * _local3; if (_local3 == 1) { loadingComplete = true; if (AUTO_PLAY) { startMovie(); } else { gotoAndStop ("loaded"); } return; } } else { dt = getTimer() - time; time = time + dt; frameAccum = frameAccum + dt; var _local1 = 0; while ((frameAccum >= FRAME_TIME) && (_local1 < MAX_FRAME_SKIP)) { advanceFrame(tankLogo, true, true); advanceFrame(loadingText, false, true); advanceFrame(barGfx, false, true); if (loadingComplete) { advanceFrame(_local2, false, false); } (frameAccum = frameAccum - FRAME_TIME); _local1++; } updateAfterEvent(); } } function advanceFrame(clip, recurse, loop) { var _local1 = clip; var _local2 = loop; var _local3 = recurse; if (!_local1) { } else { _local1.stop(); if (_local1._currentframe == _local1._totalframes) { if (_local2) { _local1.gotoAndStop(1); } } else { _local1.nextFrame(); } if (_local3) { for (childName in _local1) { if (typeof(_local1[childName]) == "movieclip") { advanceFrame(_local1[childName], _local3, _local2); } } } } } function startMovie() { clearInterval(intervalId); _root.play(); } _root.stop(); stop(); var FRAME_TIME = 33.3333333333333; var AUTO_PLAY = false; var MAX_FRAME_SKIP = 5; var loadingComplete; var intervalId; var time; var frameAccum; loadingComplete = false; intervalId = setInterval(this, "timerHandler", FRAME_TIME / 2); frameAccum = 0; time = getTimer(); timerHandler();Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 72startMovie();Symbol 25 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (3); }Symbol 28 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (15); }Symbol 33 Buttonon (release) { _root.nextFrame(); }Symbol 68 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (15); }Symbol 80 Buttonon (release) { _root.nextFrame(); }Symbol 95 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (3); }
Library Items
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| Streaming Sound 1 | Used by:Symbol 15 MovieClip |
Instance Names
| "ct" | Frame 2 | Symbol 28 Button |
| "bar" | Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 5 MovieClip |
| "loadingText" | Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 8 MovieClip |
Labels
| "LOADED" | Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 2 |
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