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The Evil News.swf

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Dear Penthouse Letters,
I had the most exciting
adventure the other day. I
am a U.S. congressman,
and though I of course
have my pick of the finest
prostitutes in Washington,
little did I know that I'd
find my true sex-kitten in
the secretarial pool. When
I first met Chandra she
knocked my socks off!
From her luscious breasts
to her hard young ass, I
realized that this young
lady was the physical
reality of all my darkest,
dirtiest fantasies. I had to
have her. Fortunately, with
my power and clout, this

was not a difficult task.
I made her my aide,
and from that moment
on, I had her all to
myself. The way she
worked her body on
my ancient, scary flesh
made me feel like a
randy high-schooler
again! I was hard like a
rock (the viagra
helped, of course).
Our sex filled days
together were the best
ever! Too bad I had to
have her killed before
she told the press or
wrote a book!
She was THE BEST!
Sincerely,
Horndog Condit

Tha News

START

START

HELP! I'M
A
PRISONER
BACK
HERE!

THEY'VE
CUT OFF
MY
FEET!

GET
HELP!

THIS GUY
WORSHIPS SATAN!

THEY FEED
ME
BABIES!

HOLY
SHIT!

I WARNED
YOU!!!

RUN! SAVE
YOURSELVES!

2. 'GOOD OL BOY'
PRESIDENT

AMERICAN
CITIZEN
DETENTION
CAMPS

In the event of civilian
uprising, several
'camps' have been
built to help supress ...

OUR DEAL
WITH THE
ALIENS:

1. ALLOW THEM TO
HARVEST CITIZENS

2. RECIEVE
TECHNOLOGY

3. PUT THEM IN HIGH...

HOW TO PACIFY
THE SHEEP

1. TELEVISION

RUN!

Mike (I hate the news and I hate politicians) Houser

again!

loserville

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