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STOOL BUTT PRODUCTIONS

sunday

So You've Bought a Vespa. Congratulations!
Ch. 1 - Introduction
Ch. 2 - Preface
Ch. 3 - Intropreface
Ch. 4 - Prefaduction
Ch. 5 - Intermission
Ch. 6 - Maintenance
Ch. 7 - Stereo Installation
Ch. 8 - Fog Lights
Ch. 9 - Tail Lights
Ch. 10 - Drinking and Driving
Ch. 11 - Outrunning the Police

Chapter 1

Introduction

So you're living the american dream by
driving a little scooter thing? Are you
really living a dream, or is it some
crazy drug induced nightmare? 9 out of
10 dentists would agree that driving a
vespa will not only make you less
attractive, but will increase the
likelihood of attracting a venerial
disease. Feet are mans real best friend.
Dogs are a meal, not a pet. So, in
conclusion, Abraham Lincoln was not
only a bad president, but he also got
what was coming to him. John Wilkes
Booth did what most American's only
wished they could have done. Thank
you Seattle, Goodnight!

some ducks can swim
some ducks cannot
this duck cannot

When running from the police, man must
remember 2 things. Thing A: there are only
2 animals alive in the world today that can
eat their young and poop them out in
triplicate. They are not marsupials, as most
marsupials are vegetables and not minerals.

Only a seagull, cow or a
chicken could possibly be
vegetables. That is why they
are the superior race. And
Point 2: One must recall
that scene from Freddy Got
Fingered where Tom Green
kept yelling about the
rockets to Betty. Daddy,
would you like some
sausage? Sausage daddy.

END OF PART 2

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