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4 Way Road Test (From Chasing Amy)

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By Steve Herman

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The following is a flash animation of a scene
from "Chasing Amy".

In this scene Banky Edwards (Jason Lee)
explains to Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck)
that the object of Holden's affection,
Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams), who is
a lesbian, will never love him, or be friends
with him because there's no such thing as a
"male-affectionate, easy to get along with,
non-political agenda lesbian."

Banky does this in a pretty funny sequence
as seen in this animation

I don't know, this might offend a gay person.

If it does, I didn't write this.

If it does, I didn't write this.
Stupid dykes.

Me and the production of this animation are not
affiliated with View Askew Productions, Miramax,
or anything else.

This is what I call a "homage"

Enjoy!

Enjoy

Presents

A Steve Herman Production

Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK?

And dead in the center is a crisp, new,
hundred dollar bill.

Now, at the end of each of these streets are
four people, OK? Are you following?

Yeah.

Good.

Over here, we have a male-affectionate,
easy to get along with, non-political agenda
lesbian.

Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as
fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke.

Over here, we got Santa Claus

and up here the Easter Bunny.

Which one is going to get to the
hundred dollar bill first?

What is this supposed to prove?

No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise.

It's like an SAT question.

Which one is going to get to the hundred
dollar bill first?

The male-friendly lesbian

the man-hating dyke

Santa Claus

or the Easter bunny?

The man-hating dyke.

Good. Why?

I don't know.

Because the other three are figments of
your fucking imagination!

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