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| Barq'sClock presents |
| The last time we joined our hero, Barq'sClock was in the process of solving a heinous crime. |
| I suspect that it was the butler |
| I think we'll skip that |
| Story Time |
| The man behind the hole |
| Gather round, kiddies, and we'll learn about something called goatse. |
| Needless to say, the children idolized goatse immediately. |
| Yeah I love goatse. |
| When I first saw it I was inspired and now my record is 350 yards. |
| I personally think it's morally wrong. |
| Well I think that it's a marvelous addition to everyday life. |
| Goatse. |
| A historian |
| Goatse soon became a phenomenon. People wanted more and more, and the desire became uncontainable. |
| The mayor of clocktopia deemed only one course of action appropriate: |
| To capture the man behind the anus. |
| You'll never take me alive! |
| For years, I have practiced the fine art of anus ripping, to entertain others. I will not, however, be subject to this twisted animal behavior study! |
| We'll pay you |
| Well, alright. |
| He happily entertained thousands of visitors every day, at the rate of $350,000,000,000 a second, for many years. |
| Good night folks. |
| Finis |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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| FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
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