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How to Make a
Shitty Flash Movie

Hey there...I'm Guy. Just
an average, randomly
drawn person.

Do go
on...

I'm here to show you how
to make an absolutely
shitty movie.

Of course, the portal is
proof many of you already
know most of these steps...

But nonetheless, let's get
started. The first step:
Don't bother to animate
walking.

and don't bother to make him
fly, or roll in a vehicle, no sir,
just slide him across the
screen unrealistically.

Oh yeah, and don't forget
random tweens that make no
sense and talking without
moving your mouth.

I just thought of a real good
one...

That's right folks, there's
some people who won't blam
you as long as you don't use
goddamn sticks

Rest assured, if you want that
shitty movie, this is a
necessary step.

Along with removing any and
all sounds in your movie.

Hmmm what is there left...?

...and of course, we can't
forget...a guaranteed blam...

Having one of these babies or make it
a wannabee DBZ in your movie is
sure to make for one hell of a
meaningless piece of crap!

Finally, one move that always makes
your movie pure unadulterated crap is
advertising other movies within it.

Brand New
"Sonic Wrestling"
Episode Coming
Soon!

Well, this is just a quickie, and ending
a movie abruptly is another way to
make a shitty film, so later...

The

End

No, seriously...go away.

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