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| The world’s only vending machine vending machine is in Kathmandu. |
| On every ant’s 2nd birthday they are given a name. Every name begins with an “M”. |
| Square spoons will not be commercially available until 2012. |
| Circles are not actually round. It is merely an optical illusion. |
| In Cyprus, January 23rd is national “hurl your guinea pig” day. |
| Sugar is just very salty salt. |
| Salt is just very sugary sugar. |
| The lungs of an albatross will explode under ultra- violet light. |
| Dogs find the phrase “essential exponential outlay” incredibly offensive and will bite off the index finger of any person saying it. |
| Michael Caine is actually black. |
| Before the birth of Christ, bananas were bent the other way.. |
| All words in the English dictionary are acronyms. |
| Snow is not suitable for vegetarians. It is almost 4% beef. |
| You have to liljim really hard to become a Fulp. |
| You have to Tim Really hard to become a liljim. |
| Wade doesn’t know how to reply to emails. |
| All the money really does go towards making stickers. |
| You can’t lick your own elbow. Or your Eyes. Nor can you eat your own head. |
| If you butter both side of a slice of bread and drop it, it will land on its side. |
| Girls can’t be colour blind. |
| Racecar is racecar backwards. |
| If you translate the bible into ancient Greek and take the third word on every page you’ve got too much free time. |
| “Mr. Jock, T.V. Quiz Ph.D., bags few lynx” is the shortest sentence that contains all 26 letters of the alphabet. |
| You can tune a piano but you can’t Tuna Fish. |
| Doc. Brown really did build a time machine. |
| A Duck’s quack will not echo. |
| Dogs can’t look up. |
| There’s no Eskimo word for Snow. |
| You lead a Cow upstairs, but not down. |
| FIGMENTUM thinks caps are cool. |
| 10 in 2 people are dyslexic. |
| There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don’t. |
| Will Ferrell writes romantic novels under the pseudonym Joanna Roundtree. |
| Gene Hackman is a level 15 Dungeon Master. |
| Sean Connery can play the Tuba. |
| Beyonce was the first person to call Ghostbusters. |
| The National Anthem was written by Uma Thurman. |
| Blink 182’s “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass” is a clever metaphor about the plight of Native Americans. |
| 18.7% of all statistics are false. |
| Tom Hanks is allergic to water. |
| On the set of “Old School” Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn had a 36-hour thumb war. It ended in a draw. |
| If you feed chocolate to a Shark they don’t let you in Sea World again. |
| Adult Baboons can hold their breath for up to 7 minutes. |
| Rome was actually built in a day |
| Chuck Norris shot J.R. |
| Maggie Simpson shot J.R. |
| Gwen Stefani has never had brunch. |
| Hulk Hogan can drink his own weight in Beef Gravy. |
| Charlton Heston was on the Grassy Knoll |
| Will Smith parties like it’s 1999. |
| During the 1970’s Christopher Walken used to perform magic under the moniker “The Amazing Christo”. |
| Lil Bow Wow shot J.R. |
| Slipknot wear masks because they are in fact really, really ugly. |
| The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue. |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito really are twins. |
| Nickleback let the dogs out. |
| Professor Plum did it in the Conservatory with the candlestick. |
| Miss. Scarlet did it in the Library with the rope. |
| Mrs. White did it in the Study with the lead pipe. |
| Col. Mustard did it in the Kitchen with the revolver. |
| "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." |
| If you put a newborn baby into a swimming pool you will lose your job as a midwife. |
| Abe Lincon was the first man to ever experience the itch on the part of your back that you just can't reach. He then invented the stick. |
| Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band Immortal. He is every member at the same time. |
| One serving of Wade Fulp contains approximately 1337 calories. |
| Trix are for Kids. |
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