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| Jon Jeremy's Pornstar Tutorial |
| Play |
| A tutorial brought to you by... |
| Hobo the Clown Industries TM |
| In association with... |
| Willy Soft |
| and |
| Jon Jeremy |
| Jon Jeremy's "How to be a Pornstar" |
| Hi there! |
| I'm Jon Jeremy. |
| Pornstar and director extraordinaire. |
| Today I'm going to teach you- |
| "How to be a pornstar" |
| By following these few simple steps.. |
| You can be a famous pornstar too! |
| Rule 1: |
| Looks are irrelevant. |
| Looks are "NOT" an important factor! |
| However... |
| One of "these" is. |
| Pretty Impressive No? |
| You can be ugly as FUCK. |
| As long as you have a huge dong. |
| Rule 2: |
| Sex Positions |
| When you star in your own porno... |
| There's a couple of important things you need to know. |
| The order you perform the positions. |
| 1. Fellatio |
| 2. Cunnilingus |
| 3. Cowgirl |
| 4. Doggy style |
| 5. Anal (Optional) |
| And last but not least... |
| The Cumshot Facial |
| PWNED!! |
| Step 3: |
| Sexual Orientation |
| In some sex scenes known as MMF... |
| AKA MALE MALE FEMALE |
| You may come into close contact with another male. |
| So it is a requirement you are a closet bisexual... |
| Or at the very least have "Homo-erotic Tendencies" |
| This comes in handy for positions like the "Spitroast" and "DP's" (Double Penetrations) |
| And now, time for a demonstration.. |
| It's Hobo the Clown !!! |
| OMFG! It's Jemma Jameson!!! |
| CHECK MY SHIT! |
| Created by Karne |
| Copryright 2009 |
| Music By: Korn Track: Porno Creep Music edited by: Me |
| Though edited and modified by me this song is the property of it's respective owner/s. |
| Replay? |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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| "textInst" | Frame 1 | Symbol 3 EditableText |
| "strokeMC" | Frame 1 | Symbol 5 MovieClip |
| "fill_MC" | Frame 1 | Symbol 7 MovieClip |
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| FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
Dynamic Text Variables
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