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| ROBOTS |
| are |
| Stupid |
| Loading |
| A Ridiculous Productions cartoon |
| Play |
| Subtitles? |
| Subtitles? |
| Subtitles? |
| Play |
| Pause |
| Hey, man, what's up? |
| I can't feel feelings. |
| Yeah? |
| Yes. |
| That's cool. |
| I mean it. |
| I bet. |
| I am angry about not being able to feel feelings. |
| Well, that's a feeling. |
| What? Shut up. I am a robot and thus cannot feel feelings. |
| Anger is a feeling. |
| Alright, so I am not angry about it. I just want to feel them. |
| That's desire, another feeling. |
| Does not compute. I must stop talking to you. |
| Aaaaaaaah! |
| ...exclamation point one. |
| Ow ouch ow. Ow. Ow pain ow. |
| YOU LIAR! |
| What? What? |
| YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FEEL FEELINGS, AND PAIN IS A FEELING! |
| Pick at everything I do, jeez. I wasn't even talking to you. |
| (take a wild guess) |
| Huh? |
| (I know, this music blows. Shut up.) |
| I am attracted to this female. |
| This is retarded! |
| You just got done saying how you WANT to feel feelings! |
| State your point. |
| Attraction IS a feeling, dumbass! |
| EVERYTHING to you people is a feeling. Get over yourselves. |
| I am a robot robot and thus want what I do not possess. |
| Yeah, well, feelings are overrated. |
| I'd rather have a metal exterior anyday. |
| Metal exteriors crush many things. |
| Human fingers can be delicate and nurturing, as well as destructive. |
| All I got is cold and destructive. |
| You're both missing the point. |
| If robots could feel feelings, they'd be able to get pissed off and thus would become destructive monsters. |
| I want to feel love. (typical robot response) |
| Love's overrated. (Everything's overrated when it comes to this guy.) |
| You say that because you can feel it. (only point the Robot ever makes in this entire damn cartoon) |
| Seriously, it ain't that good. |
| It's barely satisfactory. |
| Stick to being subservient, it's easier and much more fulfilling. |
| I want to feel feelings, damnit! |
| Whatever! |
| I'm going to eat a sandwich now. |
| U R Stooped. |
| Robots are stupid! (stupid way to include the title in the toon, I know) |
| Listen to yourself for crying out loud! (Please do) |
| You want access to something you don't even fucking understand! |
| Sounds like a typical human's desires. (sounds like 3 minute long bitch-fest) |
| Doesn't make sense, does it? (Nothing does) |
| And yet you persist in your stupid quest to become more like the idiot flesh sacks that made you. (Who the hell says idiot flesh sacks?) |
| I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. (Best comeback I've heard yet.) |
| A.I.? More like N.I.... for NO INTELLIGENCE! (Good one, mohawk) |
| FUCK! (Just what I was thinking) |
| Do yourself a favor and go sit in a puddle or something. |
| Wha-? |
| Y-y-y-yer mom. |
| HAH! |
| (Yay, this shit's over. Now I can get back to work on delaying myself from working on H.O.T.M. 3 part C even more.) |
| (What, were you expecting me to get right on that? Fuck that. I don't feel like it. I'd rather make a Full house game.) |
| (...sad thing is, that's what I'm really doing.) |
| (But hell, most of you never even heard of the damn cartoon so whatever.) |
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