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Welcome to [s4s] news hosted on channel 4.

In today's news, we have a new sticky.

It was posted by Zit and features an argument for the necessary existence of

Le about To Sit Man.

He also reveals that sitting is "sitful" or immoral and will lead to

being doomed to "Teh Sitted" realm, similar to hell.

More of LATSM and Zit's religious teaching can be found in the sticky.

In this sticky, le purple palm tree man also appeared to tell The Oracle

of Issyk Kul he's bad at logic.

In other news, Anonymous asked [s4s] "top lel or top kek?"

At the time our team of researchers gathered the data, the votes were as follows:

Top gay: 1

Top kek: 2

Top lel: 1

Top lek: 1

Top lelkek: 1

Looks like [s4s] prefers Top Kek.

In more depressing news, I hope you have flood insurance

Because [s4s] has been flooded!

Pictures of le smiling hitler face poured across the board.

Most of the threads have 404'd but the flooding damage has been done.

Threads were destroyed.

Let us pour some out for our homeys, the dead threads :^(

rip in peace ;_;

And for our next piece of news,

ultimate inferno nazi super sayain hydra hitler 9001

MK 17 holy fucking shit watermelon nigga has appeared.

Only quints can stop him.

Unfortunately, the quints came in another thread.

Anonymous got the get with

"><> le fish ><>" a truly ebin new maymay.

And that's all the news we have for today.

Remember to take out an ad to support the show.

I'm kekman.

Have a great day.

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