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Hello Anonymous.

Hello there, L. Ron Hubbard.

That is a pretty nice

Skeletor toy you got there.

Thank you.

It is one of my very
favorite toys.

I love Skeletor.

Of course you do.

Everyone loves Skeletor.

Do you think I can have it?

No fucking way.

My mommy gave it to me
as a present,

and it wouldn't be right
to give it away.

Besides,

I like it.

You'll have to find your
own skeletor toy
somewhere else.

But if you give me
your skeletor toy,

I will give you free auditing,

so you can get rid of your
body thetans,

and be happy.

Don't you want to be happy?

L. Ron Hubbard, you cannot make me happy
with your auditing.

My Skeletor toy makes me happy,

and besides, like I said,

it was a gift from my mommy.

I will not give you
my Skeletor toy,

and I do not want your auditing,

because I think you made up
body thetans

to get people to give you
their toys.

So leave me alone and find
someone else to get

a skeletor toy from, because
this one is not for sale.

But Anonymous, I will never find another
Skeletor toy that is as nice as your Skeletor toy.

They stopped making them in the 80s and most
of them are damaged or worn out,

and not as nice as your Skeletor toy is.

If you give me your Skeletor toy I will
teach you the secrets of

Operating Thetan levels one through eight
for free.

please

I have never seen a Skeletor toy as nice as
yours.

I don't care about your
Operating Thetan levels.

This is my Skeletor toy and
my mommy gave it to me,

so you can't have it.

There is nothing you can offer me
that will change my mind.

Well then I will take your Skeletor toy.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha.

The Skeletor toy is now mine, and I will
take it to my boat Freewinds

where I can play with it all day.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

L. Ron Hubbard, you son of a bitch.

You stole my Skeletor toy
that my mommy gave me.

That was a really nice Skeletor toy,
and it was my favorite toy of all of my toys.

You won't get away with this.

I'm going to tell the police and they're going to
make you give me my skeletor toy back.

Hello?
911?

L. Ron Hubbard
stole my Skeletor
toy

and took it to his
boat Freewinds to play
with it,

but I don't want him to
play with it because it's
mine and my mommy

gave it to me.

Please make him
bring my toy back,
because I wasn't

done playing with it and
it's mine and not his.

L. Ron Hubbard
you say?

I'm sorry but if he
took it to his boat,

Freewinds, he is in
international waters

by now, and there
is nothing we can do

about your
Skeletor toy.

But if you can't help me,
how am I supposed to
get back the Skeletor

toy that my mommy
gave me and that I
love to play with?

I am not sure.

Maybe if you go
and talk to Tom Cruise,

he can help you get your
Skeletor toy back

from L. Ron Hubbard.

Alright, then.

I guess I will go and talk to
Tom Cruise, who will maybe

help me get my Skeletor toy
back from L. Ron Hubbard.

Thank you Mr. Police Officer.

When you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else.

um.

Hello there, Tom Cruise.

Hello. Who are you?

I am Anonymous,
and I have a question

about L. Ron Hubbard.

L. Ron Hubbard?

Then you've come to the right place.

L. Ron Hubbard is a great man,
who I love dearly.

What would you like to know
about L. Ron Hubbard?

Well, L. Ron Hubbard took
my Skeletor toy to his boat
Freewinds,

in international waters,

and I don't know how
to get it back.

That's nonsense.

L. Ron Hubbard would never do
something like that to someone.

Why would you like about
L. Ron Hubbard?

Why would you lie about
the Church of $cientology?

You must be a
Supressive Personality.

Get away from me or I will get my
OSA boys on you.

Tom Cruise, I cannot
believe this.

I liked you in Top Gun,

but you've clearly gone
completely out of your mind.

If L. Ron Hubbard will not give me my
Skeletor toy back,

I will be forced to destroy your so-called
"Church of $cientology".

And so it began.

Anonymous declaired war on Scientology.

On February 10th, 2008, a massive world-wide protest occurred.

An estimated 10,000 people showed up to picket
over 200 Scientology buildings.

A second protest has been planned for March 15th, 2008.

The campaign will continue until Scientology can no longer
obfuscate the truth.

The truth is their weakness.

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