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ANONYMOUS D PRESENTS

A QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

REGARDING MEGASLOTS v1.0

QUESTION 1:

>> CAN YOU ADD CONTROLS?
MAYBE A "HOLD" BUTTON?

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

IN FACT, I MIGHT ALSO ADD A
RE-SPIN BUTTON, TO CHANGE
JUST ONE REEL AT A TIME.

BUT THEY WON'T BE AVAILABLE
AT FIRST...

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT
QUESTION.

QUESTION 2:

>> CAN YOU INSTITUTE A
"SHOP" SYSTEM, TO BUY STUFF?

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
ADDING ONE IN THE FIRST
VERSION.

BUT I WANTED TO GET IT OUT
THERE A.S.A.P.

INCLUDED IN THE SHOP WILL BE
"HOLD" BUTTONS & "RE-SPINS".

PLUS OTHER STUFF.

BUT NO DICKGIRLS.

BUT NO DICKGIRLS. (SORRY)

QUESTION 3:

>> NEEDS DICKGIRLS.

I JUST ADDRESSED THAT!

QUESTION 4:

>> HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT
ANNOYING "FOOOUR-CHAAAAAAN"
SOUND?

AH, YES. MY FINEST HOUR.

HERE'S A SAMPLE IN CASE YOU
MISSED IT...

WOW. LET'S HEAR THAT AGAIN.

ONE MORE TIME!

ONE MORE TIME!
(JUST KIDDING)

NOW, ONTO HOW I DID IT.

I USED A "VOCODER".

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD VOCODERS
BEING USED IN SUCH SONGS AS..

CHER - BELIEVE

CHER - BELIEVE (UGH.)

DAFT PUNK - HARDER BETTER
FASTER STRONGER

I DOWNLOADED THE VOCODER
PROGRAM FROM www.analogx.com
(AUDIO SOFTWARE SECTION)

I'LL GIVE YOU TIME TO WRITE
THAT ADDRESS DOWN.

TIME'S UP!

I THEN FOUND A COPY OF THE
"SEGA" INTRO AUDIO...

MIXED IT WITH A RECORDING OF
MYSELF SAYING "4chan"...

AND VOILA!

QUESTION 5:

>> WHERE DID ALL THE MUSIC
COME FROM?

WHILE SPINNING: MEGAMAN 2
CHARACTER SELECT

MEGALOOP BONUS: MEGAMAN 3
CHARACTER SELECT

EVERYTHING ELSE: FOR INFO,
SEE MEGALOOP 3.

QUESTION 6:

STOP THAT.

QUESTION 7:

WHAT IF YOU GET TWO BONUS
GAMES ON THE SAME SPIN?

I PROGRAMMED MEGASLOTS SO
THAT YOU CAN ONLY GET ONE
TYPE OF WIN PER SPIN.

YOU CAN'T GET OS-TANS AND
WALK THIS WAY SIMULTANEOUSLY,
FOR EXAMPLE.

IT WAS LESS COMPLICATED THIS
WAY, TRUST ME.

QUESTION 8:

>> DICKGIRLS!!

NO!

QUESTION 9:

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS TO
BEAT THE MINI-GAMES?

ALL THE MINI-GAMES ARE
RANDOM. THERE ARE NO SECRETS
FOR GETTING THE BEST RESULTS.

HOW

HOWE

HOWEV

HOWEVE

HOWEVER

HOWEVER.

HOWEVER..

HOWEVER...

HOWEVER....

HOWEVER.....

IN THE OS-TANS GAME, WIN98
HAS A 1-IN-10 CHANCE OF
GIVING YOU 2000 CREDITS.

OTHERWISE, SHE GIVE YOU
EITHER 95 OR 98 CREDITS.

EVERYONE ELSE GIVES BETWEEN
100 AND 700 CREDITS, ALWAYS.

EVERYONE ELSE GIVES BETWEEN

OTHERWISE, SHE GIVE YOU

IN THE OS-TANS GAME, WIN98
HAS A 1-IN-10 CHANCE OF

IN THE OS-TANS GAME, WIN98

ALL THE MINI-GAMES ARE
RANDOM. THERE ARE NO SECRETS

ALL THE MINI-GAMES ARE

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS TO

QUESTION 10:

>> WHAT ELSE IS COMING IN
THE NEXT VERSION?

CHANGE YOUR BET! MORE THAN
10 CREDITS PER SPIN ALLOWED!

MORE MINI-GAMES! INCLUDING
NANACA CRASH!

3 SYMBOLS PER REEL! THAT'S
15 SYMBOLS IN ONE SPIN!

MORE CONTROLS! AN ITEM SHOP!

PLUS LOTS MORE SURPRISES!

QUESTION 11:

>> SURPRISES? MAYBE LIKE...
DICKGIRLS?

FUCK

FUCK NO!!

SYS 64738

WELL, WELL, WELL.

AREN'T WE CLEVER DAN?

HITTING RIGHT-CLICK AND PLAY
IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST
THING TO HACKING THAT YOU'VE
EVER DONE.

SURE, IT STARTS OUT
INNOCENT ENOUGH.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
RIGHT-CLICKING AND CHOOSING
BACK, FORWARD, OR GOD FORBID
REWIND!

AND NOW, YOU'RE USING THIS
KNOWLEDGE TO CHEAT AT
MEGASLOTS.

YOU MUST BE PUNISHED.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE SOME
WAY OUT OF THIS.

WELL PLAYED.

YOU CAN REPLAY THE MOVIE BY
CLICKING THE BUTTON AT THE
BOTTOM RIGHT NOW.

NO, SERIOUSLY, QUIT DOING
THE RIGHT-CLICK-PLAY THING.

I SWEAR TO GOD, DO IT AGAIN,
AND YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT.

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