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chowmein.swf

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Guzer.com

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Did you ever think

when you eat Chinese

it ain't pork or chicken

but a

Yet the food tastes great
so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in
your chicken chow mein

Seems to me I ordered
sweet and sour pork

But Garfield's on my fork...

He's purring here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle
at the Peking Moon

The place that I eat
every day at noon

They can feed you cat
and you'll never know

Once they wrap it
up in dough, boys

They fry it real crisp
in dough...

Chou Lin asked
if I wanted more

As he was dialing up his
buddy at the old pet store

I said not today,
I lost my appetite

There's two cats in my
belly and they want to fight

I was sucking on a rolaids
and a tums or two

When I swear I heard
it mew, boys

And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle
at the Peking Moon

They say that it's beef
or fish or pork
But it's purring there
on my fork...

There's a hairball
on my fork.....

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