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Are you a miserable ovoid creature?

That's because you're defective.

That's right.

You're a wretched malformed mutant and God hates you.

Proloxil

(acaptrazinophinomiderol HCL)

can help

See, in a normal brain,
happy little serotonin
bubbles fly around,
having a great time. This
prevents you from sinking
into a bottomless pit of
despair and anguish
because the emptiness
and futility of modern life
is destroying your soul.

This is how your brain works



But you don't have a
normal brain.

You've got a pathetic
mutant brain full of flaccid
nerves that are no good for
anything.


®

Proloxil
®
works by
completely replacing
your naturally miserable
serotonin with happy
little Proloxil
®
molecules.

Side effects occurred in,
oh, let's say 15% of
those tested, and may
include (but certainly
aren't limited to):
Dry mouth, upset
stomach, decreased
appetite, a sort of eyelid-
twitching thing, yawn,
tremor, sleepiness,
diarrhea--alot of diarrhea,
actually, very nasty--
sexual side effects--
testicular flamboyance
and vulvar pyrotechnics,
that sort of thing--
increased sweating,
sudden fear of lettuce,
insomnia, and then there
was this guy Larry who
went totally apeshit and
shot a bunch of people at
the Dairy Queen, but
we're pretty sure he was
a loon already,
nosebleed, and raving,
running-naked-through-
the-streets psychosis.
Plus, if you take it for
awhile and feel really
great, and then suddenly
stop taking it, your head
will explode.

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