Frame 1
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Frame 2
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Frame 28
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Frame 40
	input1 = "";
	input2 = "";
	input3 = "";
	input4 = "";
	input5 = "";
	RandomNum1 = random(12);
	if (RandomNum1 == 1) {
		herb1 = "You're a little slow.  Do you need two hands to type?";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 2) {
		herb1 = "Okay, but I get to be on top.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 3) {
		herb1 = "Undo your bodice and unleash your heaving bosom, and also your tits.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 4) {
		herb1 = "I feel an amazing connection to you.  At least a DSL.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 5) {
		herb1 = "I knew from the start you'd be mine.  You gave me the big old boner.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 6) {
		herb1 = "Aaah, don't play hard to get.  I'm getting too hard for that.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 7) {
		herb1 = "Is my body too bootylicious for you?";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 8) {
		herb1 = "The compression on your JPEG doesn't do you justice!";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 9) {
		herb1 = "You look just like the girl next door.  And she's a real WHORE!";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 10) {
		herb1 = "I'm taking off your fine lacy black negligence.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 11) {
		herb1 = "Don't be frightened by my enormous dong.  I'll be gentle.";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 12) {
		herb1 = "I'm caressing your big, beautiful breasts.  I can't believe they're real!";
	} else if (RandomNum1 == 0) {
		herb1 = "You don't have to do a thing.  Just lie back and think of England.";
	}
	RandomNum2 = random(11);
	if (RandomNum2 == 1) {
		herb2 = "I'm super-lubed from head to head.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 2) {
		herb2 = "I want to suck your nipples like mommy.  Does that make me weird?";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 3) {
		herb2 = "Mmmmm.  You taste sooo good.  I could see it as an ice cream flavor.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 4) {
		herb2 = "I'm nibbling on your toes.  They're like little salted peanuts.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 5) {
		herb2 = "I'm licking you all over your labia ma-whatever it's called.  The thing.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 6) {
		herb2 = "I need to be punished.  Those high heels look like they may hurt.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 7) {
		herb2 = "Gimme some of that nasty assty stuff.  Back that thing up, big mama.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 8) {
		herb2 = "Have you noticed that I've been working out?";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 9) {
		herb2 = "You look so beautiful in the blue glow of the computer screen.";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 10) {
		herb2 = "Are you ready for my heat-seeking moisture missile?";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 11) {
		herb2 = "That's a little too dirty, even for me!";
	} else if (RandomNum2 == 0) {
		herb2 = "It's a jungle in here.  And I'm a jungle man.  Me Tarzan, you Jane.";
	}
	RandomNum3 = random(12);
	if (RandomNum3 == 1) {
		herb2 = "This one time at CES...oh, sorry.  I'm getting distracted.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 2) {
		herb3 = "Grab that thing like you mean it.  You gotta slap it, flip it, rub it down!";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 3) {
		herb3 = "I think I may be falling in love with you.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 4) {
		herb3 = "This is what happens when bodies start slappin'!";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 5) {
		herb3 = "I'm giving you the, how do you say, L'injection d'Hot Beef.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 6) {
		herb3 = "This position is great!  You really should get one of these Aeron chairs.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 7) {
		herb3 = "I am Thor, Hammer of the Gods!";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 8) {
		herb3 = "Whose pussy is this?  Say it!  Say it!  I own this pussy!";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 9) {
		herb3 = "Whoa!  That was a little strange and disgusting.  Do it again.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 10) {
		herb3 = "I'm taking off my tighty-whities.  They were dirty anyway.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 11) {
		herb3 = "You into a little backdoor action?  You gotta bark like a dog for me.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 12) {
		herb3 = "Come on, let's hurry it up.  This isn't tantric.";
	} else if (RandomNum3 == 0) {
		herb3 = "Harder!  Faster!  Weirder!";
	}
	RandomNum4 = random(11);
	if (RandomNum4 == 1) {
		herb4 = "Cup my balls!  Cup 'em!  Cup 'em!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 2) {
		herb4 = "Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 3) {
		herb4 = "Don't stop!  Don't stop!  Don't stop!  Don't stop!  Okay, stop.";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 4) {
		herb4 = "Mommmmmmy!!!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 5) {
		herb4 = "Right there, that's it.  Oooooooooh!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 6) {
		herb4 = "Oops.";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 7) {
		herb4 = "I AM THE LIZARD KING!  I CAN DO ANYTHING!  AAAAAHHHH...";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 8) {
		herb4 = "Yessssssss!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 9) {
		herb4 = "Ahhhhhhh!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 10) {
		herb4 = "Yeah, I'm getting all up in there.  Buck like a bronco, baby!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 11) {
		herb4 = "I can feel it building...it's a biggie...you may want to step back!";
	} else if (RandomNum4 == 0) {
		herb4 = "I can go all night, baby.  I'm a machine.  Oh.  Wait.";
	}
	RandomNum5 = random(10);
	if (RandomNum5 == 1) {
		herb5 = "Thank you for a lovely evening.  I'll be sure to call you!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 2) {
		herb5 = "All done.  Is it me, or am I getting better?";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 3) {
		herb5 = "Finished!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 4) {
		herb5 = "All through.  I win!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 5) {
		herb5 = "Thanks!  You were terrific!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 6) {
		herb5 = "Wow!  Even when it's bad, it's still pretty damn good, isn't it?";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 7) {
		herb5 = "Congratulations on having sex with me!  Be sure to tell a friend!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 8) {
		herb5 = "Slut!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 9) {
		herb5 = "Done.  That's gotta be some kind of a record.";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 10) {
		herb5 = "That was the best sex I've had...in the last half hour!";
	} else if (RandomNum5 == 0) {
		herb5 = "Congratulations!  You just made the list!";
	}
Frame 45
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Frame 55
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	stop();
Frame 65
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Frame 75
	Selection.setFocus("input4");
	stop();
Frame 85
	Selection.setFocus("input5");
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Frame 112
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Frame 113
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Symbol 10 Button
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	play();
}