swfchan: stephen hawking.swf (info)

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The HAWKING VOCALISER 1200

Hello my name is..

Stephen Hawking

Nothing better...

Good thing about..

I like...

Tender young boys

Dead Animals

Tit and Ass

The Internet..

Get's me horny

not enough Porn

You're a piece of

Dogmeat

Sex on legs

Cat Excretion

I'm nothing but

A JAM Sandwhich Production

www.jamsandwhich.com

disclaimer

When I'm not..

Watching Children

Touching Myself

Killing Insects..

And

How Are You?

Shut The Fuck Up

I'm Fine

Lets Take Drugs..

Shit

Fuck

Retard

Dick-Wad

You

Off

Yes

Ha!

If you need to read a disclaimer to know that this,
the "Hawking Vocaliser 1200", is just a joke, a parody,
then you probably shouldn't be using it. Or the Internet. Or computers.
Or anything that uses electricity. In fact, you probably look like this guy:

No offence is intended to Stephen Hawking or anyone else.
This is simply meant to be a joke. JAM Sandwhich, or anybody
involved with JAM Sandwhich, take no responsibility for anything.
You're on your own.

www.jamsandwhich.com

Hawking Vocaliser 1200

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

Frame 1
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Frame 2
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Symbol 75 Button
on (press) {
	getURL ("http://www.jamsandwhich.com");
}
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on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}
Symbol 157 Button
on (press) {
	getURL ("http://www.jamsandwhich.com");
}
Symbol 160 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}

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