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| Kitchen Siege! |
| You wake up. You slowly enter your kitchen, when to your suprise, you see a dragon! What shall you do! Use the left and right arrows to control your character. Use spacebar to jump. After obtaining a weapon, use K (kill) to use it. |
| CLICK HERE TO BEGIN |
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| CLICK HERE TO BEGIN |
| SWORD |
| YOU WIN! |
| You've finished the game |
| Yeah you've finished the game |
| I know it was short |
| And pretty damn lame |
| But now it's all over |
| Didn't last too long |
| But I'll make up for it |
| With a catchy little song |
| My point here wasn't |
| To get you to play |
| It was so my little song could be |
| An internet meme |
| Or an internet meme |
| If you pronounce it that way |
| I've even heard it pronounce meme |
| But that's just gay |
| I wanna be famous |
| On the internet |
| I just wanted to cash in |
| On Portal's fame |
| Or that new "You have to |
| Burn the Rope" game |
| I've tried to be famous |
| Done so many things |
| I've made a million parodies |
| I mean Zero Wing. Damn. |
| I've put captions on cats |
| 'till my fingers have bled |
| I've got a Chocolate Rain tattoo |
| On the back of my head |
| I've worn that stupid mask |
| and written stupid songs |
| And I even made a parody |
| of Donkey Kong |
| I just wanna be famous |
| By Joahmonkey For more, see myspace.com/nerdswithattitude myspace.com/2ndbanana With much respect to You Have To Burn The Rope Go play it, it's brilliant. |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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Instance Names
| "wall1" | Frame 11 | Symbol 23 MovieClip |
| "floor1" | Frame 11 | Symbol 30 MovieClip |
| "sword1" | Frame 11 | Symbol 34 MovieClip |
| "boss" | Frame 11 | Symbol 44 MovieClip |
| "thecat" | Frame 11 | Symbol 59 MovieClip |
| "sign" | Symbol 30 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 29 MovieClip |
| "catarm" | Symbol 57 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 51 MovieClip |
Labels
| "right" | Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 1 |
| "left" | Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 2 |
| "rightJump" | Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 3 |
| "leftJump" | Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 20 |
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