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| (c) 2000 TwistedHumor.com |
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| Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? |
| She knows she's given her last blow job. |
| Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? |
| She knows she's given her last blow job. |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? |
| None. It should be open by time she brings it. |
| What do you get when you cross an elephant and prostitute? |
| A half-ton pickup. |
| Done Loading! Press "Play" to begin. |
| Play |
| Cool! |
| OPTIONAL |
| presents... |
| "The Hitch Hiker" |
| The only thing that needs edited here is your info in frame 35 ("cartoon name" and "artist name") |
| One afternoon on Highway 135 just North of Altoona..... |
| Place your text in between these two marks. |
| Note: *Do not modify the "Caption Text blackout" layer. *Do not modify the action in frame one on the "actions" layer. |
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| Hey, wanna see a trick? |
| Sure. |
| Come here "Gums". |
| Screech! |
| You want some of this action? |
| Sure, just don't smack me so hard. |
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| The only thing that will be changed here is your unique URL's CARTOON NAME. Ex: if the name of your cartoon is "football", and you only need to change the CARTOON NAME. Your unique URL would be: "http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/enter.cgi?FOOTBALL" The Question mark must be present. |
| (c) TwistedHumor.com 2000 |
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| cartooned by: Dave Ensign |
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| Thank You! |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
Frame 10ifFrameLoaded (82) { gotoAndPlay (15); }Frame 11gotoAndPlay (10);Frame 15ifFrameLoaded (63) { gotoAndPlay (20); }Frame 16gotoAndPlay (15);Frame 20ifFrameLoaded (63) { gotoAndPlay (25); }Frame 21gotoAndPlay (20);Frame 25ifFrameLoaded (63) { gotoAndStop (30); }Frame 26gotoAndPlay (25);Frame 63if (caption == "1") { setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0"); tellTarget ("/icon") { gotoAndStop (2); }; }Frame 147if (caption == "1") { setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0"); tellTarget ("/icon") { gotoAndStop (2); }; }Frame 245if (caption == "1") { setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0"); tellTarget ("/icon") { gotoAndStop (2); }; }Frame 653if (caption == "1") { setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0"); tellTarget ("/icon") { gotoAndStop (2); }; }Frame 782stop(); stopAllSounds();Frame 783stop();Symbol 32 Buttonon (release) { play(); }Symbol 67 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (2); Set("/:caption", "1"); setProperty("/caption null", _visible , "0"); }Symbol 69 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (1); Set("/:caption", "0"); setProperty("/caption null", _visible , "1"); }Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 178 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("mailto:dave@twistedhumor.com?subject=Animation and game sydication"); }Symbol 182 Buttonon (press) { getURL ("http://affiliate.twistedhumor.com/t2.asp?id=26294", "_blank"); }Symbol 191 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("http://affiliate.twistedhumor.com/submit.asp", "_blank", "POST"); }Symbol 192 Buttonon (press) { getURL ("http://www.twistedhumor.com/subscribe.shtml", "_blank"); }Symbol 197 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndPlay (1); }Symbol 201 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/maillist_th_add_aff.cgi", "_blank", "POST"); nextFrame(); }
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| "<-- You can put a funny sound on this layer or a final punchline" | Frame 749 |
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