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| An Animated Joke |
| "Jet Fuel" |
| by A.J.MacKenzie |
| Location: Atlanta International Airport |
| Status: Closed due to fog |
| TwistedHumor.com Airlines |
| Man, I wish we had somethin' to drink. |
| Yea, me too! |
| I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz, |
| You wanna try it? |
| Hell, yeah! |
| Chug, chug, chug... |
| Hello? |
| Hey, how do you feel this morning? |
| I feel great! How about you? |
| I feel great too! You don't have a hangover? |
| No, that jet fuel is great stuff, |
| No hangover, nothing! |
| We should do this more often! |
| Yeah? Well there's just one thing. |
| What's that? |
| Have you farted yet? |
| Nooooo... |
| Well don't! |
| 'Cause I'm in Phoenix!! |
| Enter Email here: |
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| Do ya wanna see more |
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| Be sure to visit |
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