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JAMIE AND THE
MAGIC TODGER

Joel Veitch rathergood.com

Jamie was a very
lucky boy, for he
had a special
secret

He had a magic
happy lamp called
Todger

And when he
polished it, he
would be
transported

to a strange and
wonderful world

inhabited by
people with
dribbling purple
heads

once everyone
thought he was
asleep

Jamie got out
Todger, his magic
happy lamp

and gave it a good
hard polish

The magic beam
shone down

opening the
gateway to the
fantastical world

and through he
leapt

Hi purple heads

Hi Jamie

Any chance you
could help us out
mate?

there's this big,
like, creature
thing

that's kind of
freaking us out

Ok, have you got
any weapons or
anything?

Only meat ones

Ok, get 'em out
and let's get it
on

Ok, right, well, here's
a spam dagger

here's a pork sword

errr... this is a bacon
torpedo

here's a luncheon
meat truncheon

and here's some
spam javelines

And so, they all set off to
sort out the creature thing

Unleash Hell!

The first spam javeline
penetrated deep.

Then another, this time
in the mouth

A third meaty length
slid home, and Jamie
shouted....

That's triple penetration!
Ok, Charge!

The gang banged away
with their luncheon meat
truncheons

opening up a huge gash

Jamie thrust his spam
dagger into the gaping
hole as hard as he
could

Pounding away at the
gushing slot

until he was spent

Hooray!

By the way lads

I was just wondering
why there are no women
around here

Oh, they're all off flicking
beans in spam purses

That's all they ever
seem to do

They enjoy it quite
a lot I think

Oh, errr.. ok

Well, anyway, that
was fun

I'd better rub my
todger and get
back home to bed

And so Jamie polished
his happy lamp as hard
as he could

And suddenly...

POP!

he was back in
bed

And no-one was any the
wiser about his
fantastic secret
adventure

music: Bad Manners - This is Ska

Joel Veitch

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