Frame 1
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() >= _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		gotoAndStop (3);
	}
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Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Frame 3
	maxPlatforms = 0;
	for (i in this) {
		if ((typeof(eval (i)) == "movieclip") && ((substring(i, 1, 5)) == "platf")) {
			maxPlatforms++;
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Instance of Symbol 53 MovieClip "text_box" in Frame 3
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		this.news.scroll = this.news.scroll + 1;
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}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (up == "1") {
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Instance of Symbol 122 MovieClip in Frame 3
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	loadVariables ("news.txt", "_root.text_box");
}
Instance of Symbol 142 MovieClip "player" in Frame 3
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	render();
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	for (i in _root) {
	}
}
Frame 4
	maxPlatforms = 0;
	for (i in this) {
		if ((typeof(eval (i)) == "movieclip") && ((substring(i, 1, 5)) == "platf")) {
			maxPlatforms++;
		}
	}
Instance of Symbol 142 MovieClip "player" in Frame 4
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	render();
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	for (i in _root) {
		if (i.substring(0, 4) == "coin") {
			if (this.hitTest(_root[i])) {
				_root[i].gotoAndStop(2);
				_root.score = _root.score + 1;
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		}
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	for (i in _root) {
		if (i.substring(0, 0) == "bad") {
			if (this.hitTest(_root[i])) {
				_root.lives = _root.lives - 1;
				if (_root.lives == 0) {
					_root.gotoAndStop(2);
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		}
	}
}
Frame 5
	maxPlatforms = 0;
	for (i in this) {
		if ((typeof(eval (i)) == "movieclip") && ((substring(i, 1, 5)) == "platf")) {
			maxPlatforms++;
		}
	}
Frame 6
	maxPlatforms = 0;
	for (i in this) {
		if ((typeof(eval (i)) == "movieclip") && ((substring(i, 1, 5)) == "platf")) {
			maxPlatforms++;
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Symbol 51 Button
on (press, keyPress "<Up>") {
	up = "1";
}
on (rollOut, release, releaseOutside) {
	up = "0";
}
Symbol 52 Button
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	down = "1";
}
on (rollOut, release, releaseOutside) {
	down = "0";
}
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 1
	up = 0;
	down = 0;
Symbol 60 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/mm.html','mm','height=500,width=450,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 68 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 76 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/vetday.html','vet','height=450,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 79 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/christmas.html','xmas','height=500,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 80 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 80 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 80 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 119 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=82961", "_blank");
}
Symbol 124 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('submit.html','submit','height=400,width=300,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 126 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (6);
}
Symbol 128 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (8);
}
Symbol 130 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (4);
}
Symbol 132 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5);
}
Symbol 134 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (9);
}
Symbol 136 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.jackedcartoons.com/forums/", "_blank");
}
Symbol 138 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (7);
}
Symbol 142 MovieClip Frame 1
	function hitPlatforms() {
		var i;
		var y;
		var x;
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			platform = eval ("_root.platform" + i);
			y = _y + vertical;
			x = _x + horizontal;
			if (((_y < platform._y) && (y >= platform._y)) && (platform.hitTest(x, platform._y) == true)) {
				_y  = platform._y;
				falling = false;
				vertical = 0;
				return(undefined);
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			i++;
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		platform = null;
		return(undefined);
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		var x;
		var y;
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			x = hforce;
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			x = hforce * -1;
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		if (Math.abs(horizontal) < Math.abs(x)) {
			horizontal = x;
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			horizontal = horizontal * friction;
			if (Math.abs(horizontal) < 1) {
				horizontal = 0;
			}
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			vertical = vforce * -1;
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			platform = null;
			rising = true;
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		if (rising == true) {
			vertical = vertical * gravity;
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				vertical = Math.abs(vertical);
				falling = true;
				rising = false;
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			vertical = vertical * accel;
			hitPlatforms();
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		lastY = _y;
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		_x  = ((_x + horizontal) + platform.velocity);
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			vertical = 2;
			falling = true;
		}
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	hforce = 10;
	horizontal = 0;
	vertical = 5;
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	gravity = 0.6;
	accel = 1.7;
	rising = false;
	falling = true;
	lastX = _x;
	lastY = _y;
	platform = null;
	stop();
Symbol 151 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (3);
}
Symbol 159 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "1 MB";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/eskimo.html','eskimo','height=350,width=300,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 160 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "330 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/christmas.html','xmas','height=500,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 191 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "762 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/pimp.html','pimp','height=400,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 192 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "1.08 MB";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/bbe1.html','bbe1','height=450,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 193 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "1.30 MB";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/flyingshit.html','flying','height=550,width=450,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 194 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "182 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/happy.html','happy','height=400,width=350,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 195 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "200 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/power.html','power','height=500,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 196 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "380 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/restroom.html','restroom','height=400,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 197 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "33 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/skin.html','skin','height=500,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 198 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "460 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/guitar.html','guitar','height=400,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 199 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "130 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/trippo.html','hippo','height=400,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 200 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "424 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/nose.html','nose','height=500,width=450,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 201 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "428 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/littleroom.html','littler','height=350,width=300,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 202 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "530 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/vetday.html','vet','height=450,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 203 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "730 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	size = "";
	stopAllSounds();
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/mm.html','mm','height=500,width=450,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 233 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 233 MovieClip Frame 15
	stop();
Symbol 240 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "75 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/snake.html','snake','height=600,width=420,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 241 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "180 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/ktcc.html','ktcc','height=500,width=600,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 242 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "91 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/shark.html','shark','height=500,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 243 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "255 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/bush.html','bush','height=350,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 244 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "140 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('toons/mmgame.html','mmg','height=450,width=500,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 245 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "413 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/ablast.swf','abla','height=571,width=500,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 246 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "67 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/CurveBall.swf','curve','height=250,width=350,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 247 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "491 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/polarescue.swf','polar','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 248 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "198 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/asshunter.swf','ass','height=430,width=640,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 249 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "44 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/helicopter.swf','helli','height=300,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 250 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "28 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/pingpong.swf','pong','height=400,width=600,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 251 Button
on (rollOver) {
	play();
	size = "52 kb";
}
on (rollOut) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	stopAllSounds();
	size = "";
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('games/kickups.swf','kick','height=330,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 307 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 307 MovieClip Frame 15
	stop();
Symbol 318 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('submit.html','submit','height=400,width=300,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 340 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 341 Button
on (release) {
	prevFrame();
}
Symbol 343 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://members.lycos.co.uk/emeciton/games/executive.swf','eshoot','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 344 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.emeciton.cjb.net", "_blank");
}
Symbol 345 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.x3roflash.tk/", "_blank");
}
Symbol 346 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://www.geocities.com/x3ro_187/vert2.swf','vert2','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 350 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://www.mattandjoe.com/weekly/flash/birthcontrol.swf','vert2','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 351 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.mattandjoe.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 358 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://members.chello.nl/m.moosdijk23/shootinggame.swf','mtake','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 359 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://mistermarkos.vze.com/", "_blank");
}
Symbol 363 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://mistermarkos.vze.com.", "_blank");
}
Symbol 364 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://members.chello.nl/m.moosdijk23/Banana.swf','3dbann','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 366 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://members.chello.nl/m.moosdijk23/D2&LP2.swf','dbl2andlp','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 369 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.stick-kui.freewebspace.com/", "_blank");
}
Symbol 370 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://stick-kui.freewebspace.com/test.html','fbf','height=300,width=400,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 374 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://members.chello.nl/m.moosdijk23/Stick.swf\r\n','stickthing','height=400,width=550,toolbar=no,scrollbars=no')");
}
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 392 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('book.html','sign','height=600,width=250,toolbar=no,scrollbars=yes')");
}
Symbol 394 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("javascript:openNewWindow('http://guestbook.sparklit.com/entries?gbID=77344&gbaction=viewResponses','read','height=600,width=250,toolbar=no,scrollbars=yes')");
}
Symbol 397 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (6);
}
Symbol 398 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 402 Button
on (release) {
	prevFrame();
}
Symbol 415 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1);
}
Symbol 417 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();