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ALL YOUR BASE UNCUT

IN A. D. 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING

CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?

OPERATOR: SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB.

CAPTAIN: FOR REAL?

OPERATOR: FOR REAL.

OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.

CAPTAIN: WHAT!

CAPTAIN: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

OPERATOR: NO

CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY?

OPERATOR: GREEN THUMBTACK IS MISSING.

CAPTAIN: FIND GREEN THUMBACK

CHEF: MAIN TURKEY IS DONE SIR. SERVE?

CAPTAIN: SERVE US MAIN TURKEY

OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL

CAPTAIN: DON'T BOTHER ME I'M EATING MAIN TURKEY

OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL

CAPTAIN: STOP DOING THAT

CAPTAIN: WHY YOU DO LIKE THAT? STOP DOING THAT.

CAPTAIN: OK. FINE. WHAT IS SIGNAL? (YOUR A BASTARD CAKE)

CHEF: SIR! SIR! MAIN TURKEY IS POISONED! HERE, TAKE MAIN

LAXATIVE SO YOU CAN POOP OUT TURKEY.

CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!? MAIN TURKEY POISONED!? OK I TAKE MAIN

LAXATIVE

CAPTAIN: MAIN LAXATIVE WORKING. CAN'T HOLD POOP IN.

OPERATOR: WE GET TOILET.

CONGRATURATIONS, THIS GAME IS OF A HAPPY END. VICTOLY
HAS BEN REECHED. END OF GAME THIS IS VERY REWARDING.

TRANSLATED BY THE JAPANESE TO ENGRISH CUMPANNEE.

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