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WeaselCircus.com

It's Good To Be A Woman!

15 Reasons Why

Here are some of our favorite
reasons why you should be
proud to be female!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male
bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

3. We don't look like a frog in a
blender when dancing.

4. No fashion faux pas of ours
could ever rival the Speedo.

5. If we marry someone 20
years younger, we are aware
that we will look like an idiot.

6. We can make comments about
how silly men are in their
presence because they aren't
listening anyway.

7. If we forget to shave,
no one has to know.

8. We can stop and ask for
directions before driving the
wrong way across 5 states.

9. There are times when
chocolate really CAN
solve all our problems.

10. We don't do comb-overs.

11. We can congratulate our
teammate without ever
touching her rear end.

12. We don't have to pass
gas to amuse ourselves.

13. When we lean over,
you don't see 3 inches
of butt crack.

14. We can go to a movie with a
friend without needing an
empty chair between us.

15. We don't have to reach
down every so often to
make sure our privates
are still there!

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